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Old 09-28-2009, 07:12 PM   #1661 (permalink)
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I've tried what you are discussing. Where the girl is on her back and her back is arched, her legs flailing in the air, you have your back to her and have to squat down, practically forcing your penis to dangle down perfectly straight? Like a severed limb?

It's just as sexy as it sounds.

I came in my own face last week.
ROFL. Yeah that's pretty much it. Damn difficult but rather nice too.
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Old 09-28-2009, 07:20 PM   #1662 (permalink)
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I was talking to my man on the phone and he was complaining how lately i haven't cooked for him in a while( i been buisy with school)

I told him " well wthell what you gonna do for me?"
he said Its your duty!

and i told him whats your duty?

he said "Its my duty to tap that BOooty"

made me laugh

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LOL @ coming on your face..ja ja..SUX dude!
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Old 09-28-2009, 07:24 PM   #1663 (permalink)
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I was talking to my man on the phone and he was complaining how lately i haven't cooked for him in a while( i been buisy with school)

I told him " well wthell what you gonna do for me?"
he said Its your duty!

and i told him whats your duty?

he said "Its my duty to tap that BOooty"
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Old 09-28-2009, 07:28 PM   #1664 (permalink)
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LOL yeah he got it off a movie...im not sure , maybe it was Mike Epps, Either way it made me laugh.
I love it when a man makes me laugh.
Sense of humour is a major plus in my book!
Makes me wanna strip down and give him some head! lmao
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Old 09-28-2009, 07:29 PM   #1665 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2009, 07:34 PM   #1666 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2009, 01:33 AM   #1667 (permalink)
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I've tried what you are discussing. Where the girl is on her back and her back is arched, her legs flailing in the air, you have your back to her and have to squat down, practically forcing your penis to dangle down perfectly straight? Like a severed limb?

It's just as sexy as it sounds.

I came in my own face last week.


Nooo!!! You are facing her, sitting against the bed with her legs on your shoulders with her bent back, hands on the floor. Now you know what it feels like to be a porn star.
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Old 09-30-2009, 07:02 AM   #1668 (permalink)
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Nooo!!! You are facing her, sitting against the bed with her legs on your shoulders with her bent back, hands on the floor. Now you know what it feels like to be a porn star.
...I don't understand how that works. That certainly wasn't what I did.... does that mean I invented a new sex position?
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Old 09-30-2009, 10:09 AM   #1669 (permalink)
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Nooo!!! You are facing her, sitting against the bed with her legs on your shoulders with her bent back, hands on the floor. Now you know what it feels like to be a porn star.
That's what jackhammers saying?
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Old 09-30-2009, 08:11 PM   #1670 (permalink)
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Nooo!!! You are facing her, sitting against the bed with her legs on your shoulders with her bent back, hands on the floor. Now you know what it feels like to be a porn star.
So basically... the upside down wheel barrel?
Seems like the guy needs to be standing for that.


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It'd be less confusing if you included personal pictures of this position in action.
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