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jackhammer 09-28-2009 06:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WolfAtTheDoor (Post 743874)
I've tried what you are discussing. Where the girl is on her back and her back is arched, her legs flailing in the air, you have your back to her and have to squat down, practically forcing your penis to dangle down perfectly straight? Like a severed limb?

It's just as sexy as it sounds.

I came in my own face last week.
ROFL. Yeah that's pretty much it. Damn difficult but rather nice too.

likuidcoka 09-28-2009 06:20 PM
I was talking to my man on the phone and he was complaining how lately i haven't cooked for him in a while( i been buisy with school)

I told him " well wthell what you gonna do for me?"
he said Its your duty!

and i told him whats your duty?

he said "Its my duty to tap that BOooty"

made me laugh:o:

My sex life is Awesome.


LOL @ coming on your face..ja ja..SUX dude!

WolfAtTheDoor 09-28-2009 06:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by likuidcoka (Post 743889)
I was talking to my man on the phone and he was complaining how lately i haven't cooked for him in a while( i been buisy with school)

I told him " well wthell what you gonna do for me?"
he said Its your duty!

and i told him whats your duty?

he said "Its my duty to tap that BOooty"
...Will Smith?

likuidcoka 09-28-2009 06:28 PM
LOL yeah he got it off a movie...im not sure , maybe it was Mike Epps, Either way it made me laugh.
I love it when a man makes me laugh.
Sense of humour is a major plus in my book!
Makes me wanna strip down and give him some head! lmao

WolfAtTheDoor 09-28-2009 06:29 PM
It's why Robin Williams got so much poontang

likuidcoka 09-28-2009 06:34 PM
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h3...n-williams.jpg

Scarlett O'Hara 09-30-2009 12:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WolfAtTheDoor (Post 743874)
I've tried what you are discussing. Where the girl is on her back and her back is arched, her legs flailing in the air, you have your back to her and have to squat down, practically forcing your penis to dangle down perfectly straight? Like a severed limb?

It's just as sexy as it sounds.

I came in my own face last week.
:laughing:

Nooo!!! You are facing her, sitting against the bed with her legs on your shoulders with her bent back, hands on the floor. Now you know what it feels like to be a porn star.

WolfAtTheDoor 09-30-2009 06:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 744477)
:laughing:

Nooo!!! You are facing her, sitting against the bed with her legs on your shoulders with her bent back, hands on the floor. Now you know what it feels like to be a porn star.
...I don't understand how that works. That certainly wasn't what I did.... does that mean I invented a new sex position?

Arya Stark 09-30-2009 09:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 744477)
:laughing:

Nooo!!! You are facing her, sitting against the bed with her legs on your shoulders with her bent back, hands on the floor. Now you know what it feels like to be a porn star.
That's what jackhammers saying?

Freebase Dali 09-30-2009 07:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 744477)
:laughing:

Nooo!!! You are facing her, sitting against the bed with her legs on your shoulders with her bent back, hands on the floor. Now you know what it feels like to be a porn star.
So basically... the upside down wheel barrel?
Seems like the guy needs to be standing for that.


Edit:
It'd be less confusing if you included personal pictures of this position in action.


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