Thought he was was gonna be the 40-year-old virgin? :D

You act as though undesirable qualities are restricted to the male gender.
I'm interested as to what made you think he'd never get laid.

I'm glad someone got it :)

Lol, I was actually going to include that in my story :P But I thought it to be too cliche :)

A picture tells a thousand tales, but unfortunately I can't show you guys... meh...

:(

You got me all curious.

So it's what he looks like that made you think he'd never have sex?

Dude... you'd die... =|


And to AwwSugar, well it's not only what he looked like... but if I were to describe other aspects of his persona giving only truths, I'd most likely come off as a "jerk." It's not only his looks, however. But I mean, when you take his looks, in conjunction with the unpleasantness that he feeds your olfactory sense, combined with a failure to stimulate you mentally as well... I just... don't see the perks =/ ...fuck, now I sound like a major dick. The sex wasn't even alcohol induced either... =|

You confuse me. xD

He smells badly and isn't all that smart as well :)