The Sexual Experience Thread

[Arya Stark]

Originally Posted by Barnard17

Now, that's not what I said. I'd been pestering my first girlfriend that she should totally put out for butt sex (I mean, where can it go wrong?) and I guess she got annoyed at that so when she was going down on me she stuck a pocket rocket up the chuff. It was something of a "hey wait! oh ... well whatever" moment. I wasn't massively traumatised, but at the same time the world didn't move for it.

I think that's probably my juiciest of stories. That or eating out a girl in a graveyard.

There was a girl in my school who told everyone he had sex in a graveyard, and then got mad when it started getting around to people she didn't know.

[Farfisa]

Originally Posted by AwwSugar

There was a girl in my school who told everyone he had sex in a graveyard, and then got mad when it started getting around to people she didn't know.

What did she expect? I'd feel bad for calling her a moron so I won't.

[jackhammer]

Originally Posted by AwwSugar

There was a girl in my school who told everyone he had sex in a graveyard, and then got mad when it started getting around to people she didn't know.

Surely one stiff was enough that night?

[Arya Stark]

Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships

What did she expect? I'd feel bad for calling her a moron so I won't.

She is, though. She told people she "trusted." They told people they trusted. And it go around like tat.

Originally Posted by jackhammer

Surely one stiff was enough that night?

*shrugs*

[WWWP]

Originally Posted by jackhammer

Surely one stiff was enough that night?

Haha! I'm a sucker for puns.

[likuidcoka]

Originally Posted by Barnard17

Now, that's not what I said. I'd been pestering my first girlfriend that she should totally put out for butt sex (I mean, where can it go wrong?) and I guess she got annoyed at that so when she was going down on me she stuck a pocket rocket up the chuff. It was something of a "hey wait! oh ... well whatever" moment. I wasn't massively traumatised, but at the same time the world didn't move for it.

I think that's probably my juiciest of stories. That or eating out a girl in a graveyard.

she stuck her finger in your POop CHute?

LOL, see how it feels to have a banana up your butt.

I don't let anyone touch THY intestines.

Originally Posted by AwwSugar

There was a girl in my school who told everyone he had sex in a graveyard, and then got mad when it started getting around to people she didn't know.

THEre aint nothing wrong with Makin sexy time in a weird or unusual place.
I wont do it in a Cemetery tho.Its disrespectful (IMO)
I kinda like suckin off my man at random places.
EX:AT park, at night on top of the slide.
Its kind of exciting..Driving on the interstate thats kinda dangerous tho.
Once he bent me over in a Parking lot after getting out the Club.

[Arya Stark]

Originally Posted by likuidcoka

THEre aint nothing wrong with Makin sexy time in a weird or unusual place.
I wont do it in a Cemetery tho.Its disrespectful (IMO)
I kinda like suckin off my man at random places.
EX:AT park, at night on top of the slide.
Its kind of exciting..Driving on the interstate thats kinda dangerous tho.
Once he bent me over in a Parking lot after getting out the Club.

If you took the time to read, you'd understand that I didn't say it was the time or place that was stupid. It was the fact that she told everybody and then got upset when it spread around the school.

[Dr.Seussicide]

This guy who I thought would NEVER. EVER. have sex... did, the world stopped making sense






....end of story

[Arya Stark]

Things change as you get older. xD

It isn't the end of the world, it's just REALLY weird. I know what you mean.

[Dr.Seussicide]

I swear if you saw the dude...you'd slap yourself in the face... twice... then one more time (for the road) =|

...it is really weird... =/