The Sexual Experience Thread

[CAPTAIN CAVEMAN]

Originally Posted by Lateralus

That is insane! I can't understand teachers that have sex with students... it's so immoral and screwed up.

you think its bad in a normal situation...

Former Burnaby teacher jailed for sex with student

this is more vague than what i read in a local paper, which specified that she got him to sleep with her by claiming that he would have "more confidence and do better in school" if he was sexually active... then she gossipped with his fellow students about how poor he was in bed.

can't imagine what compelled her to do that. or why that judge refused the request for her to be added to the sexual offender registry...

edit: http://www.cbc.ca/canada/british-col...acher-boy.html

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by Lateralus

^ That's crazy.

But, what was the sex like? Other than 'loose.' I mean, everybody always eludes to the fact that older women are better in bed...

She wasn't that great.
She just kinda laid there and maintained the looseness of her gaping maw. She tried to be emotional, which made things worse, considering it was a one night stand who's rules are clearly defined.

I felt bad about making her walk home, but I didn't want to give the impression that I wanted to see her again, ever.

[Arya Stark]

Originally Posted by Double X

It shouldn't be glorified, that's why I haven't told any of my friends they would make a huge deal out of it. I don't really have any regrets about it because I didn't do much, but she still kind of creeps me out when I walk past her class.

Was she attractive?

[Astronomer]

Originally Posted by CAPTAIN CAVEMAN

you think its bad in a normal situation...

Former Burnaby teacher jailed for sex with student

this is more vague than what i read in a local paper, which specified that she got him to sleep with her by claiming that he would have "more confidence and do better in school" if he was sexually active... then she gossipped with his fellow students about how poor he was in bed.

can't imagine what compelled her to do that. or why that judge refused the request for her to be added to the sexual offender registry...

edit: B.C. teacher may be jailed for sex with student

What is wrong with these teachers! That's so horrible. The boy was a virgin too before it happened. That teacher got off easy. I bet if it were a male teacher and a female student, he would have received harsher punishment...

On teaching rounds they make it explicit to us that we're not allowed to add students on things like Facebook or keep their mobile phone numbers. Also, all emails we send to students are screened by an administrator. Of course there are easy ways around this but the fact that some sick teachers can't stick to the ethical code of their job is pretty pathetic IMO.

[Double X]

Originally Posted by AwwSugar

Was she attractive?

Yeah, but still.

[Arya Stark]

Originally Posted by Double X

Yeah, but still.

Just wondering.

[FETCHER.]

Originally Posted by Lateralus

What is wrong with these teachers! That's so horrible. The boy was a virgin too before it happened. That teacher got off easy. I bet if it were a male teacher and a female student, he would have received harsher punishment...

On teaching rounds they make it explicit to us that we're not allowed to add students on things like Facebook or keep their mobile phone numbers. Also, all emails we send to students are screened by an administrator. Of course there are easy ways around this but the fact that some sick teachers can't stick to the ethical code of their job is pretty pathetic IMO.

there was an irish art teacher at my school, she was only 21. coolest ever, honestly. she was my favourite teacher. (cept Mrs Bernstein.) she used to help me with all my higher porfolio, which was greatly apreciated, as nobody else had time for me. she told me all the good clubs to drink in when i go to ireland & stuff. just cooler than any of the other teachers. then at my 6th year prom, we were aloud ONE bacardi breezer, no point in drinking one, so we got pupils who are 18 to buy us vodkas etc.. then that got banned, so mrs fair started buying us drinks which made her even cooler. she taught this boy in 5th year art, he was pretty attractive, and the rumour was she was texting him etc.. then at prom there was an outdoor part of the castle it was in.. cos it got soo warm inside, most smokers were outside.. and some people had a few joints, story is she started smoking joints, typical artist eh? then the rest happend here...

larkhall academy prom 09

thing is i dont believe she was texting him or smoking hash. in all honesty, i think she was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. thats her teaching career over forever, & it was only her probation year.
anyway the boy who allegedly had sex with her is hailed a hero here. for the fact she was a teacher, attractive & young.

[Janszoon]

Man, there are a lot of stupid teachers out there.

[Barnard17]

Originally Posted by likuidcoka

YOU like it in the butt?WUT WUT.

Now, that's not what I said. I'd been pestering my first girlfriend that she should totally put out for butt sex (I mean, where can it go wrong?) and I guess she got annoyed at that so when she was going down on me she stuck a pocket rocket up the chuff. It was something of a "hey wait! oh ... well whatever" moment. I wasn't massively traumatised, but at the same time the world didn't move for it.

I think that's probably my juiciest of stories. That or eating out a girl in a graveyard.

[Mojo]

"Pocket rocket up the chuff"

I know I want to use that for something now, I just dont know what. Maybe thats what i'll call my MB journal.