The Sexual Experience Thread

Astronomer · 09-10-2009, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Only 4 times.

But that was within the span of a little over an hour + half.
Personally, it hurt.
Not doing it again.
Ever heard the term "shooting blanks"?

Yes, indeed I have.

The reason I asked was because I always have friends or whatnot coming up to me and saying, "Oh, he's so great, we did it like 7 times yesterday, amazing!" When the most amount of times I've done it in one day would be about 3 or 4, and towards the end it just started to hurt. I don't see the attraction, wouldn't it just get worse and worse with each time?

~~Farfisa~~ · 09-10-2009, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lateralus

yes, indeed i have.

The reason i asked was because i always have friends or whatnot coming up to me and saying, "oh, he's so great, we did it like 7 times yesterday, amazing!" when the most amount of times i've done it in one day would be about 3 or 4, and towards the end it just started to hurt. I don't see the attraction, wouldn't it just get worse and worse with each time?

s&m

likuidcoka · 09-10-2009, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Only 4 times.

But that was within the span of a little over an hour + half.
Personally, it hurt.
Not doing it again.
Ever heard the term "shooting blanks"?

sometimes when I know its gonna be one of those days..( the ones im gonna have to put ICe on my VaJay JAy!)

I make my man a" Mexican Liquado".

AKA= Diabetes in a cup.

Bananas and MIlk and a lil suggah. Hell be shootin all damm Day.

Terrible Lizard · 09-10-2009, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lateralus

So what's the most amount of times people have had sex in one day?

5.

Slept for the rest of the day.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 09-10-2009, 11:30 PM

Four times max I think, it's great for me I get more and more explosive each time!

Urban Hat€monger ? · 09-11-2009, 11:54 AM

Weirdo can't slurry love

A PERVERT got thrills from covering himself in farmyard manure and performing sex acts, a court heard yesterday.

Weirdo David Truscott loved pleasuring himself while wallowing in muck.

And he terrorised a farmer’s family with another bizarre fetish for setting fire to things including outbuildings and machinery, causing thousands of pounds’ damage.

Truscott targeted Clive Roth’s farm for seven months before he was caught in a police surveillance operation.

Cops nabbed him prowling round the property near Red-ruth, Cornwall, at 1am in shiny red shorts and latex gloves.

Truro magistrates heard jobless Truscott, 35, who owned 360 pairs of knickers and slept in ladies’ pyjamas, admitted he got a kick out of manure.

Once he stripped to his pants and climbed inside a muckspreader to fondle himself. Another time he rolled around in dung while trying to set Mr Roth’s tractor ablaze.

Prosecutor Simon Jones said his antics increasingly frightened the Roth family, especialy when one fire he started caused the death of a cow.

Truscott, from Redruth, admitted three charges of arson and one of burglary. He will be sentenced at Truro Crown Court next month.

David Truscott

**Janszoon** · 09-11-2009, 12:06 PM

Well at least he has a nice haircut.

cavanherk · 09-11-2009, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon

Well at least he has a nice haircut.

He looks nearly distinguished, if you'd give him a white shirt and a sport coat.

lol

Zer0 · 09-12-2009, 04:15 PM

I think the most times i've managed in a day is 5. I've a habit of falling asleep after each time lol

jackhammer · 09-12-2009, 07:12 PM

It's not the amount of times, moreso the amount of orgasms that your partner has i feel. I can't beat 5 for her in one session.

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Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Weirdo can't slurry love A PERVERT got thrills from covering himself in farmyard manure and performing sex acts, a court heard yesterday. Weirdo David Truscott loved pleasuring himself while wallowing in muck. And he terrorised a farmer’s family with another bizarre fetish for setting fire to things including outbuildings and machinery, causing thousands of pounds’ damage. Truscott targeted Clive Roth’s farm for seven months before he was caught in a police surveillance operation. Cops nabbed him prowling round the property near Red-ruth, Cornwall, at 1am in shiny red shorts and latex gloves. Truro magistrates heard jobless Truscott, 35, who owned 360 pairs of knickers and slept in ladies’ pyjamas, admitted he got a kick out of manure. Once he stripped to his pants and climbed inside a muckspreader to fondle himself. Another time he rolled around in dung while trying to set Mr Roth’s tractor ablaze. Prosecutor Simon Jones said his antics increasingly frightened the Roth family, especialy when one fire he started caused the death of a cow. Truscott, from Redruth, admitted three charges of arson and one of burglary. He will be sentenced at Truro Crown Court next month. David Truscott __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

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