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Old 09-03-2009, 04:33 PM   #1491 (permalink)
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i always imagined jackhammer to be really tall, dunno why.
I'm 5' 6" and cool with it. I'm also 168 pounds so plenty of beef to back it up with.
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Old 09-03-2009, 04:39 PM   #1492 (permalink)
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I'm 5' 6" and cool with it. I'm also 168 pounds so plenty of beef to back it up with.
168?

Wheres the beef?
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Old 09-03-2009, 05:37 PM   #1493 (permalink)
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168?

Wheres the beef?
Apparently I am 28 pounds overweight for my height.

I'm 5'6" and 12 stones:

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I weigh more than Peter Crouch, the skinny git.

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Old 09-03-2009, 06:14 PM   #1494 (permalink)
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Old 09-03-2009, 06:20 PM   #1495 (permalink)
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I'm 5' 6" and cool with it. I'm also 168 pounds so plenty of beef to back it up with.
not that theres anything wrong with being smaller, my mums tiny!
dunno what happend to me, suppose my dad is 6'3.
either that or im the postmans.
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Old 09-03-2009, 06:57 PM   #1496 (permalink)
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not that theres anything wrong with being smaller, my mums tiny!
dunno what happend to me, suppose my dad is 6'3.
either that or im the postmans.
My mom is 4'11" and takes a size 2 in footwear and my dad's just under 6 foot. I guess I'm smack in the middle!
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Old 09-03-2009, 07:03 PM   #1497 (permalink)
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not that theres anything wrong with being smaller, my mums tiny!
dunno what happend to me, suppose my dad is 6'3.
either that or im the postmans.
You don't know how tall your dad is, or you don't know your dad?!
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Old 09-03-2009, 08:46 PM   #1498 (permalink)
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not that theres anything wrong with being smaller, my mums tiny!
dunno what happend to me, suppose my dad is 6'3.
either that or im the postmans.
us lady folk are supposed to be smaller
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Old 09-03-2009, 10:16 PM   #1499 (permalink)
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us lady folk are supposed to be smaller
Than I got the short end of that stick.
5'8, 190 lbs, size DD36 bra, size 10-11 in men shoes or 11-12 in women shoes.

Also the last 3 pages made me lol so hard my ribs still hurt.
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Old 09-04-2009, 06:55 AM   #1500 (permalink)
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I come in this post excited, pants round my ankles, and I see that the last 3 pages are talking about height...I'm disgusted! DISGUSTED!

PS i'm 6 foot 3 1/2
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