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Old 09-03-2009, 10:16 AM   #1481 (permalink)
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I'm 5'4" and my ex was probably 5"7.
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Old 09-03-2009, 10:18 AM   #1482 (permalink)
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Seltzer, we should start a small sexy beast club.

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what height are you :O?
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I'm 5'5" and proud. I think it's excellent, I don't have to bend for a motorboat.
You should try it out, prevents tall daisy syndrome. To be honest if I knew you in real life I'd probably have to take up wearing platforms (preferably with goldfish in the soles) so it wouldn't much matter either way :P
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Old 09-03-2009, 10:22 AM   #1483 (permalink)
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This made me lol. I can entirely relate to these unexpected joys of living with a bunch of flatmates. The last time I went away for a weekend I came home to a broken Guitar Hero guitar and my bed full of crumbs. At least they were only eating in my bed and not mating (I hope!). God knows what I'm going to come home to when I return to Aus...
One time our honeyjar went missing and I couldn't find it anywhere in the house. The next day my flatmate came back from his girlfriend's place and I asked him where the honey went... he told me to look in his car. I found the honey inside a satchel without the top on it. And it had an odd consistency too - as if something had been mixed in with it. I don't want to know what bizarre sex ritual this entails.

Not to mention the socks near the stove, glitter in the bath, bubble gum on the wall. I found a bra in our driveway yesterday. I don't even bother asking anymore.


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Seltzer, we should start a small sexy beast club.
Jackhammer and Ethan are shortarses too. Time to create a new MB social group.
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Old 09-03-2009, 10:37 AM   #1484 (permalink)
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Jackhammer and Ethan are shortarses too. Time to create a new MB social group.
i always imagined jackhammer to be really tall, dunno why.
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Keep it in your pants scottie.
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Old 09-03-2009, 10:46 AM   #1485 (permalink)
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I'm 5'5" and proud. I think it's excellent, I don't have to bend for a motorboat.
Chicks dig the effortless motorboat.
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Old 09-03-2009, 10:48 AM   #1486 (permalink)
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Chicks dig the effortless motorboat.
im glad i looked up motorboat instead of asking. god im disgusted
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Old 09-03-2009, 10:53 AM   #1487 (permalink)
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im glad i looked up motorboat instead of asking. god im disgusted
If you're disgusted by that, then don't go digging around previous posts in this thread... haha.
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Old 09-03-2009, 10:53 AM   #1488 (permalink)
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im glad i looked up motorboat instead of asking. god im disgusted
That's why it's called the sexual EXPERIENCE thread. We've been around the block.

p.s. You should add the rusty trombone to your bag of tricks while you're at it.
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Old 09-03-2009, 10:55 AM   #1489 (permalink)
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where i stay its called a 'Diddy Ride'
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Old 09-03-2009, 02:26 PM   #1490 (permalink)
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If you're disgusted by that, then don't go digging around previous posts in this thread... haha.
*rimshot*

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where i stay its called a 'Diddy Ride'
I think Rusty Trombone is probably another word you should've looked up before replying ...
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