The Sexual Experience Thread

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Originally Posted by Barnard17

I'm too short for that.

Originally Posted by Lateralus

Same here. It just never works.

aaah the joys of being nearly 6foot tall
id rather be a shortarse really

[Barnard17]

Oh God. You were next on the proposal list ... sorry but it'll never work. The wedding photos would look ridiculous, worse than Tom Cruise's

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Originally Posted by Barnard17

Oh God. You were next on the proposal list ... sorry but it'll never work. The wedding photos would look ridiculous, worse than Tom Cruise's

like this..

[Barnard17]

Yes, exactly that. My ex was 5'7" and that was bad enough, she's still not allowed to wear heels near me :P

Also quite liking that Katie has a serene, demure look on her face while Tom looks like he's just been sniffing sh*t. Beautiful.

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Originally Posted by Barnard17

Yes, exactly that. My ex was 5'7" and that was bad enough, she's still not allowed to wear heels near me :P

Also quite liking that Katie has a serene, demure look on her face while Tom looks like he's just been sniffing sh*t. Beautiful.

You're shorter than 5'7"? Jesus man. Does it ever bother you being shorter than women you date and stuff?

[Barnard17]

I'm 5'5" and proud. I think it's excellent, I don't have to bend for a motorboat.

[Astronomer]

Hey, 5'7" is tall in my books! I'm only 5'2".

[Seltzer]

Originally Posted by Barnard17

http://i32.tinypic.com/2qvr0qt.jpg

The primary victim of sex: beds.

That's the screw from the central support of my double bed which was being moved into my new house. The incident happened about new years but I hadn't realised how severe it was ...

Thankfully my dad who dismantled the bed to bring it over is far too well mannered to consider how it became so bent.

Once I went home on holiday for a couple of weeks and returned to the flat to discover that one of the planks in my bed was snapped in half. I have a very strong suspicion that my flatmate had sex in my bed while I was away... at the time he was sharing a room with someone else so he couldn't exactly bring a girl back and fuck her in there.

Well I guess flatmates going on vacation provides the perfect excuse for him to commandeer their rooms, beds and various other bits of furniture (oh god!). I don't know what my poor bed did to deserve brutalisation by a sex crazed beast who spends too much time in the gym.

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Originally Posted by Barnard17

Yes, exactly that. My ex was 5'7" and that was bad enough, she's still not allowed to wear heels near me :P

Also quite liking that Katie has a serene, demure look on her face while Tom looks like he's just been sniffing sh*t. Beautiful.

what height are you :O?

there isnt that much of a difference in height between the cruise's.
katies 5'9 & toms 5'7.. so he's telling the media anyways.
thats cruel, i couldnt go to the pub in flats, everyones the same height as me
its all too weird.

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Originally Posted by Seltzer

I have a very strong suspicion that my flatmate had sex in my bed

that would end in murder if anyone had sex in my bed

and 5'5.. my best friend who is also male, is 5'6. & hes really quite tiny! weve never had our photo taken together unless were sitting. once had it taken standing, it all ended in tears. it was horrific.

[Astronomer]

Originally Posted by Seltzer

Once I went home on holiday for a couple of weeks and returned to the flat to discover that one of the planks in my bed was snapped in half. I have a very strong suspicion that my flatmate had sex in my bed while I was away... at the time he was sharing a room with someone else so he couldn't exactly bring a girl back and fuck her in there. Well I guess flatmates going on vacation provides the perfect excuse for him to commandeer their rooms, beds and various other bits of furniture (oh god!). I don't know what my poor bed did to deserve brutalisation by a sex crazed beast who spends too much time in the gym.

This made me lol. I can entirely relate to these unexpected joys of living with a bunch of flatmates. The last time I went away for a weekend I came home to a broken Guitar Hero guitar and my bed full of crumbs. At least they were only eating in my bed and not mating (I hope!). God knows what I'm going to come home to when I return to my home in Aus...