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Old 08-13-2009, 10:48 AM   #1381 (permalink)
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Old 08-14-2009, 09:34 AM   #1382 (permalink)
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I pulled a muscle a couple nights ago! Lower abdomen, along the Inguinal Ligament, just below my oblique...it was like "I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain! If I push it any harder the whole thing will blow!"

But I pulled through and complained not one bit. A good kinda hurt.
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Old 08-14-2009, 06:50 PM   #1383 (permalink)
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I pulled a muscle a couple nights ago! Lower abdomen, along the Inguinal Ligament, just below my oblique...it was like "I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain! If I push it any harder the whole thing will blow!"

But I pulled through and complained not one bit. A good kinda hurt.
You obviously didn't align your shoulders and hips correctly son
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Old 08-14-2009, 06:52 PM   #1384 (permalink)
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I pulled a muscle a couple nights ago! Lower abdomen, along the Inguinal Ligament, just below my oblique...it was like "I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain! If I push it any harder the whole thing will blow!"

But I pulled through and complained not one bit. A good kinda hurt.
Ahhh... sex-related injuries. Had my fair share of those.
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Old 08-14-2009, 07:24 PM   #1385 (permalink)
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I pulled a muscle a couple nights ago! Lower abdomen, along the Inguinal Ligament, just below my oblique...it was like "I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain! If I push it any harder the whole thing will blow!"

But I pulled through and complained not one bit. A good kinda hurt.
haha, that must have been some session, good work, sometimes I get a charliehorse in my hamstring when Im bangin', to the point I have to stop and fix the problem, it hurts so ****in bad, what a mood killer
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Old 08-14-2009, 07:24 PM   #1386 (permalink)
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I have damaged my frenulum in the past and have to be careful these days for sure.
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I have damaged my frenulum in the past and have to be careful these days for sure.
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Old 08-14-2009, 07:44 PM   #1388 (permalink)
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Yeah. Not a pleasant thing for sure!
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Old 08-14-2009, 07:45 PM   #1389 (permalink)
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I remember having sex at the onset of a migraine headache once. As the momentum was building in intensity so was the excrutiating pain in my head until I finally climaxed and screamed out in utter agony. I made the mistake of saying immediately afterword without thinking "Oh my god, that sucked". Very poor choice of words. I had to spend a long time explaining and pleadingly convincing the girl I was with that I was really talking about was my migraine and not the quality of the sex itself.
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Old 08-14-2009, 07:58 PM   #1390 (permalink)
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^Haha aw. The worst I've had was really bad carpet burn.
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