The Sexual Experience Thread

WolfAtTheDoor · 08-12-2009, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

Is that Superhans standing to the left of the vagrant...

Piss Me Off · 08-12-2009, 11:18 AM

He's wasted off the dirt under his fingernails.

Dim Mak · 08-12-2009, 02:00 PM

Like I was saying in "How Your Day Was" I just got to the Phillipines last night where I proceded to get completly hammered on Red Horse beer and have permiscuious sex with a Phillipina hooker. Turns out she was kinda freaky. We got to the room while tagging from behind I noticed she was watching us in the mirror that covered the whole wall. I inquired about this mid-coitious to which she replied I want to watch us @#$% standing up. Well after that and the typical asian hooker dirty talk, that did it for me. One of my best experiences to date. I think the reason Im sharing this with everyone is to see if anybody belives me.

lucifer_sam · 08-12-2009, 02:04 PM

yeah, sure we do, enjoy HIV.

crash_override · 08-12-2009, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Dim Mak

Like I was saying in "How Your Day Was" I just got to the Phillipines last night where I proceded to get completly hammered on Red Horse beer and have permiscuious sex with a Phillipina hooker. Turns out she was kinda freaky. We got to the room while tagging from behind I noticed she was watching us in the mirror that covered the whole wall. I inquired about this mid-coitious to which she replied I want to watch us @#$% standing up. Well after that and the typical asian hooker dirty talk, that did it for me. One of my best experiences to date. I think the reason Im sharing this with everyone is to see if anybody belives me.

All you're asking us to believe is that you have/had:

a. A penis

b. $10 in the Phillipines.

It's not that far fetched. Can't say I don't have a story very similar myself.

Shrar · 08-12-2009, 05:43 PM

i dont have a penis or $10 and i'm not in the phillipines. awww no good sex for me

savannah · 08-12-2009, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO

Okay guys, sausage fest is over. Good game, good game.

well just look at you,...you make mod and you think you run some ****

SATCHMO · 08-12-2009, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by savannah

well just look at you,...you make mod and you think you run some ****

This was a pre-god, uh, i mean mod comment I'll have you know!

savannah · 08-12-2009, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO

This was a pre-god, uh, i mean mod comment I'll have you know!

if i ever saw a potential for abuse of power, this is it

crash_override · 08-13-2009, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by savannah

if i ever saw a potential for abuse of power, this is it

Sav, you're back. Good to see ya around.

08-12-2009, 11:18 AM	#1372 (permalink)
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Shrar Groupie Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 5	i dont have a penis or $10 and i'm not in the phillipines. awww no good sex for me __________________ actually, Mum, I wouldnt use that particular can of whipped cream if I were you... oh, no reason.

08-12-2009, 02:00 PM	#1373 (permalink)
Dim Mak Groupie Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Tokyo Posts: 20	Like I was saying in "How Your Day Was" I just got to the Phillipines last night where I proceded to get completly hammered on Red Horse beer and have permiscuious sex with a Phillipina hooker. Turns out she was kinda freaky. We got to the room while tagging from behind I noticed she was watching us in the mirror that covered the whole wall. I inquired about this mid-coitious to which she replied I want to watch us @#$% standing up. Well after that and the typical asian hooker dirty talk, that did it for me. One of my best experiences to date. I think the reason Im sharing this with everyone is to see if anybody belives me.