The Sexual Experience Thread

[FETCHER.]

Originally Posted by dac

I got whiskey dick last night :\

what on earth is whiskey dick :O?

too much alcohol?
if so i get the rest
i need not an explaination :P

[crash_override]

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Oh brotha I know the pain.
The other weekend I hooked up with a girl and I couldn't conclude. I was saluting hard, but I couldn't finish up. It was kind of depressing. I played "good boy" and told her I didn't need to, after my junk started getting tired.

It's like window-shopping and never actually buying anything because you don't have the money.

More like going to the mall on the day after thanksgiving, waiting in line for hours at 5am, finding the perfect thing you want at a killer price (and it's the last one!!!) and then at the register you find out you forgot your wallet. Bummed.

Originally Posted by kayleigh.

what on earth is whiskey dick :O?

too much alcohol?
if so i get the rest
i need not an explaination :P

Too drunk to ****.
Plain and simple.

[FETCHER.]

Originally Posted by crash_override

Too drunk to ****.
Plain and simple.

I see, bad times eh ?

[SATCHMO]

Okay guys, sausage fest is over. Good game, good game.

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by SATCHMO

Okay guys, sausage fest is over. Good game, good game.

So you brought the vag, then?



No really though... Where's the vag?

[WWWP]

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

So you brought the vag, then?



No really though... Where's the vag?

Vagabond?

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

Vagabond?

That's what she thought she signed up for, sure!

[WWWP]

[Roygbiv]

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

Any guy in this picture ever actually get laid?

edit: except maybe the sexy beast holding the sign.

[WWWP]

I laid all of them.*




*out with my fist.