The Sexual Experience Thread

Barnard17 · 08-04-2009, 02:15 PM

If your friend isn't up for it I'm always down for a little fun in the outdoors.

Hesher · 08-04-2009, 02:18 PM

WOO TITTIES

honestly, people.

Shrar · 08-04-2009, 02:19 PM

you might not say that if you lived as far north as i do

but thanks for the offer.

Barnard17 · 08-04-2009, 02:20 PM

Hahahaha. Woolly condom? It'll keep the todger warm but I'm not convinced of the functional qualities ...

Shrar · 08-04-2009, 02:22 PM

technically, that would probably count as bestiality. threesome bestiality. interesting.

Barnard17 · 08-04-2009, 04:53 PM

Eh, most woollen clothing is made out of synthetics nowadays anyway. I'm not sure it counts. Plus back in the day when they didn't have latex and had to use sheeps intestines ... that must've been a mind**** ...

Shrar · 08-04-2009, 06:16 PM

i've heard of some wierd foreplay ideas, but disemboweling sheep to use their insides as contraception isn't one of the most erotic ones

jackhammer · 08-04-2009, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrar

i've heard of some wierd foreplay ideas, but disemboweling sheep to use their insides as contraception isn't one of the most erotic ones

Where else were they going to find rubber sheaths in those days?

Barnard17 · 08-04-2009, 06:29 PM

Some cultures used wooden carved sheaths, others used livestock guts. Gross factor versus sensation, the eternal question ...

I'm pretty glad of the invention of latex in such a well timed fashion.

Shrar · 08-04-2009, 06:30 PM

maybe they didnt need to, everyone knows sex wasn't invented until the swingin' 60s

08-04-2009, 02:15 PM	#1291 (permalink)
Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 204	If your friend isn't up for it I'm always down for a little fun in the outdoors. __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

08-04-2009, 02:19 PM	#1293 (permalink)
Shrar Groupie Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 5	you might not say that if you lived as far north as i do but thanks for the offer. __________________ actually, Mum, I wouldnt use that particular can of whipped cream if I were you... oh, no reason.

08-04-2009, 02:20 PM	#1294 (permalink)
Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 204	Hahahaha. Woolly condom? It'll keep the todger warm but I'm not convinced of the functional qualities ... __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

08-04-2009, 02:22 PM	#1295 (permalink)
Shrar Groupie Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 5	technically, that would probably count as bestiality. threesome bestiality. interesting. __________________ actually, Mum, I wouldnt use that particular can of whipped cream if I were you... oh, no reason.

08-04-2009, 04:53 PM	#1296 (permalink)
Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 204	Eh, most woollen clothing is made out of synthetics nowadays anyway. I'm not sure it counts. Plus back in the day when they didn't have latex and had to use sheeps intestines ... that must've been a mind**** ... __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

08-04-2009, 02:18 PM	#1292 (permalink)
Hesher Palm Muted Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 168	WOO TITTIES honestly, people.

08-04-2009, 06:16 PM	#1297 (permalink)
Shrar Groupie Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 5	i've heard of some wierd foreplay ideas, but disemboweling sheep to use their insides as contraception isn't one of the most erotic ones __________________ actually, Mum, I wouldnt use that particular can of whipped cream if I were you... oh, no reason.

08-04-2009, 06:29 PM	#1299 (permalink)
Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 204	Some cultures used wooden carved sheaths, others used livestock guts. Gross factor versus sensation, the eternal question ... I'm pretty glad of the invention of latex in such a well timed fashion. __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

08-04-2009, 06:30 PM	#1300 (permalink)
Shrar Groupie Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 5	maybe they didnt need to, everyone knows sex wasn't invented until the swingin' 60s __________________ actually, Mum, I wouldnt use that particular can of whipped cream if I were you... oh, no reason.