Music Banter
Page 129 of 1135 « First 2979119127128 129 1301311391792296291129 Last »
Show 40 post(s) from this thread on one page

Music Banter (https://www.musicbanter.com/)
-   The Lounge (https://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/)
-   -   The Sexual Experience Thread (https://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/39205-sexual-experience-thread.html)

boo boo 08-03-2009 07:03 PM
:pimp:























http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/g...ces/crying.gif

boo boo 08-03-2009 09:31 PM
Dammit I just chafed big time, tip of my foreskin is irritated, masturbation injuries ftl.

Schredds 08-03-2009 09:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 714037)
Dammit I just chafed big time, tip of my foreskin is irritated, masturbation injuries ftl.
LMAO, thats too funny, hahahah

gunnels 08-03-2009 09:39 PM
Aaaagggh my mental eyes

EDIT: effin capsensor

crash_override 08-03-2009 11:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 713927)
That reminds me of that movie Heartbreak Kid...
"Can we do like, the missionary position?"
"What's that"
"You know, where I'm on top and we have regular sex"
"Can you pile-drive me from that position?"

"oh god JACKHAMMER ME!!!"
I heard he's still collecting royalties from that movie. That's why he retired from moderating you know?

SATCHMO 08-04-2009 12:11 AM
So do they serve free food at these sausage fests? Wait. Don't answer that.

Astronomer 08-04-2009 12:12 AM
Don't have sexual intimacies kids, or you'll get swine flu.

Edit: lol tags.

boo boo 08-04-2009 08:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gunnels (Post 714039)
Aaaagggh my mental eyes

EDIT: effin capsensor
You can type in all caps if you just type something along with it that isn't.

anticipation 08-04-2009 08:58 AM
I BROKE MY DICK!

see like that.

Shrar 08-04-2009 01:20 PM
maybe if i'd been following this thread i'd be a little less scared and confused by the post above? hehe

i like kink. leather, latex, light bondage. i'm trying to get my "friend" to do it at the top of the lookout tower on the hill that looks over our little town, but i'm not sure yet if he'll be up for it

but still, plenty of time for that kind of adventure. especially since my dad gave me £1000 for "responsible university purchases" which i'm in the process of squandering on toys. thank you, daddy!


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 03:20 PM.
Page 129 of 1135 « First 2979119127128 129 1301311391792296291129 Last »
Show 40 post(s) from this thread on one page


© 2003-2025 Advameg, Inc.