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Old 08-01-2009, 11:18 PM   #1271 (permalink)
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Old 08-02-2009, 02:58 AM   #1272 (permalink)
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In my world, my junk works
It only counts if you're getting actual ass, not just wanking.
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Old 08-02-2009, 09:47 AM   #1273 (permalink)
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Old 08-02-2009, 06:13 PM   #1274 (permalink)
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It only counts if you're getting actual ass, not just wanking.
I was pertaining to having two sons so I know my shit works.
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Old 08-03-2009, 11:01 AM   #1275 (permalink)
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I was pertaining to having two sons so I know my shit works.
Or so the ex told you.


You know I'm just messing around, right?


I guess I'll stop. Sorry.
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Old 08-03-2009, 01:08 PM   #1276 (permalink)
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Or so the ex told you.


You know I'm just messing around, right?


I guess I'll stop. Sorry.
They call the man jackhammer for a reason you know.
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Old 08-03-2009, 05:22 PM   #1277 (permalink)
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They call the man jackhammer for a reason you know.
That reminds me of that movie Heartbreak Kid...
"Can we do like, the missionary position?"
"What's that"
"You know, where I'm on top and we have regular sex"
"Can you pile-drive me from that position?"

"oh god JACKHAMMER ME!!!"
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Old 08-03-2009, 05:59 PM   #1278 (permalink)
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Either that or the thread will be filled with rubbish tales by all the 17 year old kids lurking around.
Luckily for you, I'm a 17 year old kid that has had some sexual experiences, but nothing worth mentioning.
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Old 08-03-2009, 06:42 PM   #1279 (permalink)
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It only counts if you're getting actual ass, not just wanking.
Aww man.

But hey, I have still f*cked millions of women, in my mind.
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Old 08-03-2009, 06:50 PM   #1280 (permalink)
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Aww man.

But hey, I have still f*cked millions of women, in my mind.
lol... You're a mental pimp.
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