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Laces Out Dan! 08-01-2009 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 713156)
In my world, my junk works ;)
In your wild mythical world.

Freebase Dali 08-02-2009 02:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 713156)
In my world, my junk works ;)
It only counts if you're getting actual ass, not just wanking. ;)

Arya Stark 08-02-2009 09:47 AM
That was meannnn. >.<

jackhammer 08-02-2009 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 713314)
It only counts if you're getting actual ass, not just wanking. ;)
I was pertaining to having two sons so I know my shit works.

Freebase Dali 08-03-2009 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 713524)
I was pertaining to having two sons so I know my shit works.
Or so the ex told you. ;)


You know I'm just messing around, right?
:D

I guess I'll stop. Sorry.

crash_override 08-03-2009 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 713792)
Or so the ex told you. ;)


You know I'm just messing around, right?
:D

I guess I'll stop. Sorry.
They call the man jackhammer for a reason you know.

Freebase Dali 08-03-2009 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by crash_override (Post 713839)
They call the man jackhammer for a reason you know.
That reminds me of that movie Heartbreak Kid...
"Can we do like, the missionary position?"
"What's that"
"You know, where I'm on top and we have regular sex"
"Can you pile-drive me from that position?"

"oh god JACKHAMMER ME!!!"

Tidusauron12 08-03-2009 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 632155)
Either that or the thread will be filled with rubbish tales by all the 17 year old kids lurking around.
Luckily for you, I'm a 17 year old kid that has had some sexual experiences, but nothing worth mentioning.

boo boo 08-03-2009 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 713314)
It only counts if you're getting actual ass, not just wanking. ;)
Aww man. :(

But hey, I have still f*cked millions of women, in my mind.

Freebase Dali 08-03-2009 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 713983)
Aww man. :(

But hey, I have still f*cked millions of women, in my mind.
lol... You're a mental pimp.


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