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Old 07-31-2009, 09:00 PM   #1261 (permalink)
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Of course, I wasn't alluding to having a large member. I'm average at best.
Just saying...

Besides, I don't write fancy. So it's no help either way.
I enscribe damn well even if I do say so myself!
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Old 07-31-2009, 09:01 PM   #1262 (permalink)
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I enscribe damn well even if I do say so myself!
I type.
Yea, we can see where this is going...
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Old 07-31-2009, 09:03 PM   #1263 (permalink)
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Oh you guys!
You really know how to make me spit beer on my keyboard.

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Shouldn't there be a sparring thread? Next time I get in an argument, I'd like the peace of mind knowing it's not totally off topic, what with my utter regard for forum policy and all.


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So ladies, how big is big enough?

Anytime hun! Big is big enough when it doesn't bruise your other end, but can still reach it
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Old 07-31-2009, 09:03 PM   #1264 (permalink)
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it's not how big your pencil is, it's how you write your name Dali.

In case you guys ever wondered.
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Old 07-31-2009, 09:05 PM   #1265 (permalink)
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In case you guys ever wondered.
That is known as reverse self portrait syndrome Scott
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Old 07-31-2009, 09:06 PM   #1266 (permalink)
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Anytime hun! Big is big enough when it doesn't bruise your other end, but can still reach it
Thank you.
I'm pretty much trying to get a consensus of the ladies' opinions regarding that around here.

For those who can't settle for less than a monster, what possible enjoyment could be had from being brutalized by a regular gut buster?
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Old 07-31-2009, 09:07 PM   #1267 (permalink)
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That is known as reverse self portrait syndrome Scott
In your world, little man, in your world.
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Old 07-31-2009, 10:26 PM   #1268 (permalink)
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In case you guys ever wondered.
you've got some tiny hands there, bro.
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Old 07-31-2009, 10:28 PM   #1269 (permalink)
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Old 08-01-2009, 09:31 PM   #1270 (permalink)
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In your world, little man, in your world.
In my world, my junk works
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