The Sexual Experience Thread

jackhammer · 07-30-2009, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Piss Me Off

I'm just curious about these PM's. Better not be flogging off dodgy pills man.

I was pertaining to females on here PM'ing u more because of ur honesty I hope. Not me personally lol.

Barnard17 · 07-30-2009, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Selfishly, as long as she believes that, then sure thing!

Srsly man, angle over depth. That's why girls like it when they can lie on their front during the sexy times. Angles the **** perfectly to hit the spot, prevents risk of the pile driver approach.

Freebase Dali · 07-30-2009, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Fal

Srsly man, angle over depth. That's why girls like it when they can lie on their front during the sexy times. Angles the **** perfectly to hit the spot, prevents risk of the pile driver approach.

You must have mistaken me for someone who has sex for the girl's benefit.
Relationships, yea I do... but skanky one night stands, I don't presume to make any kind of impression.
I know it's dirty, but it's realistic.

Piss Me Off · 07-30-2009, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer

I was pertaining to females on here PM'ing u more because of ur honesty I hope. Not me personally lol.

Haha maybe you're right

jackhammer · 07-30-2009, 08:53 PM

Here comes the sad bit. I will now leave this thread due to the late hour and source passionless porn to sate my needs yet still be unfulfilled!

Freebase Dali · 07-30-2009, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer

Here comes the sad bit. I will now leave this thread due to the late hour and source passionless porn to sate my needs yet still be unfulfilled!

Maybe you could go out and be honest. The vag would come in truckloads..

Barnard17 · 07-30-2009, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

You must have mistaken me for someone who has sex for the girl's benefit.
Relationships, yea I do... but skanky one night stands, I don't presume to make any kind of impression.
I know it's dirty, but it's realistic.

It's also stupid, good sex for the woman is also good sex for the man because it works the glans. If all you want to do is see how close you can come to get your balls in you may as well have a wank and stay home.

You're also missing out on a major side of sex which is the girl moaning in orgasmic pleasure. Gets me going far more than playing "to the hilt".

Laces Out Dan! · 07-30-2009, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Fal

It's also stupid, good sex for the woman is also good sex for the man because it works the glans. If all you want to do is see how close you can come to get your balls in you may as well have a wank and stay home.

Yeaa, cause going balls to the wall in a broad is only just as good as milkin your own snake.

Barnard17 · 07-30-2009, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Laces Out Dan!

Yeaa, cause going balls to the wall in a broad is only just as good as milkin your own snake.

If the sex is purely about getting your own rocks off, pretty much. Sex is about having two people involved, self-masturbatory habits don't get far beyond exactly that: self-masturbation. If all you want to do is remind you how much you love yourself, go have a wank in a room with a mirror.

jackhammer · 07-30-2009, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Maybe you could go out and be honest. The vag would come in truckloads..

PM'S gratefully accepted!

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