The Sexual Experience Thread

Freebase Dali · 07-30-2009, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by 333

Don't worry, jaha. He's just upset because he hasn't had his eyebrows waxed in a couple weeks.

Uh, that's like me cracking a joke saying you haven't used fake tan in a couple of weeks....

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Originally Posted by jackhammer

A strand of beads could lead onto a whole new strand of conversation. FD stop making allusions to my height. It has it's perks being shorter. Everything looks bigger rofl

I'm short too, dudetastic.

333 · 07-30-2009, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Uh, that's like me cracking a joke saying you haven't used fake tan in a couple of weeks....

Uh-what? I'm all na-tur-al, baby.

That was the last eyebrow wax joke. I PROMISE. Besides, I'm low on ammo without Ms. Sav here.

It's not bad to have nice eyebrows, either. So take it as a compliment.

jackhammer · 07-30-2009, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by 333

Uh-what? I'm all na-tur-al, baby.

That was the last eyebrow wax joke. I PROMISE. Besides, I'm low on ammo without Ms. Sav here.

It's not bad to have nice eyebrows, either. So take it as a compliment.

Sav is online for back up if needed but back to the actual crux of the conversation....

Freebase Dali · 07-30-2009, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by 333

Uh-what? I'm all na-tur-al, baby.

That was the last eyebrow wax joke. I PROMISE. Besides, I'm low on ammo without Ms. Sav here.

It's not bad to have nice eyebrows, either. So take it as a compliment.

I'm all natural too. That's why I made that comparison.
And yes, it is bad to have nice eyebrows. I once had a girl who told me she never hit on me because she thought I was gay... I asked her what led her to believe that, she said I had great eyebrows.

I slept with her after that, but under the guise that I was proving my heterosexuality. Great plan, but still...

jackhammer · 07-30-2009, 07:45 PM

Back on track then! The corner of the bed with a pillow underneath her ass gives a better sense of penetration dont u agree?

Freebase Dali · 07-30-2009, 07:50 PM

You don't need pillows... only a bigger... never mind.

Go on then.

jackhammer · 07-30-2009, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

You don't need pillows... only a bigger... never mind.

Go on then.

No u don't. It's all about angle and thrust young man.

Piss Me Off · 07-30-2009, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer

Back on track then! The corner of the bed with a pillow underneath her ass gives a better sense of penetration dont u agree?

Though my sexual knowledge is limited (the more eagle eyed of you would have noticed this) i can definitely agree with this!

333 · 07-30-2009, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer

Back on track then! The corner of the bed with a pillow underneath her ass gives a better sense of penetration dont u agree?

Yes, I totally agree. I've said this one time before on here and I'll say it again.

Best penetration (no matter the size) for me is when I am on my stomach. He enters while my legs are open, then I close them tight or sometimes, cross them. He has control of two things - penetration and reaching down to rub my clit, if he/I wanted. Mostly, I just like him to be close to me and ****ing me hard.

I'll take care of the clit if need be.

jackhammer · 07-30-2009, 07:53 PM

The angle gives an easier and more comfortable situation for her legs to be at ten past ten and a free hand yourself for extra homework.

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