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Old 10-23-2021, 08:22 AM   #11321 (permalink)
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I wanna start my hoe phase any tips?
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"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.
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Old 10-23-2021, 10:27 AM   #11322 (permalink)
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Old 10-23-2021, 11:31 AM   #11323 (permalink)
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Old 10-23-2021, 02:45 PM   #11324 (permalink)
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I wanna start my hoe phase any tips?
Step 1: lower your standards
Step 2: ....nah never mind step 1 pretty much covers it pal
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Old 10-23-2021, 07:50 PM   #11325 (permalink)
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I wanna start my hoe phase any tips?
If you were gay, you'd just go on a hookup app and there'd be about a gazillion other horny hoes waiting for you. Most of them not much to look at but a hole is a hole.

Sadly, this doesn't seem to apply for straight people.

Or does it?
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Old 10-23-2021, 09:23 PM   #11326 (permalink)
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"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.
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He just doesn't have a mind so closed that it rivals Blockbuster.
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Old 10-23-2021, 10:14 PM   #11327 (permalink)
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If you go on a straight dating app here it's a brunch of women "looking for something serious/not here for hookups/etc"... Sad state of affairs
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Old 10-24-2021, 03:59 AM   #11328 (permalink)
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doesn't seem like it
Have you tried sending unsolicited dick pics? I feel like that might work.
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Old 10-24-2021, 04:02 AM   #11329 (permalink)
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Have you tried sending unsolicited dick pics? I feel like that might work.
Not my style nah
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"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.
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He just doesn't have a mind so closed that it rivals Blockbuster.
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Old 10-24-2021, 04:31 AM   #11330 (permalink)
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Have you tried sending unsolicited dick pics? I feel like that might work.
I have been on sites that cater for both men and women, straight, gay or in between, and if the comments of the female members are anything to go by, it seems that most of the women have a very different mentality from gay men regarding this sort of thing.

For some of those ladies, sending a private message of ANY sort, without first engaging in lots of chat in the public arena, and saying "Oh would you mind if I communicated with you via a private message" is considered a gross violation of standards. Complaints to the admin, along the lines of "I don't know this person, and he contacted me via my private inbox!" have been known to occur. We are not talking about unsolicited pictures of genitals here; even a friendly message of hello is seen as "creepy" and "stalking". Perhaps they are like this because they had bad experiences in the past, but whatever the reason, it makes me wonder how some of them actually manage to form any kind of acquaintance on those sites, and indeed to wonder why they are there in the first place.
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