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Old 07-08-2021, 09:59 PM   #11291 (permalink)
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Thank you. I was very much considerate of of this but when you want to stick something up your butthole very little common sense wins out. I was even thinking, hey man you'd have no way of taking that out out, but now I truly recognize that I need something to grasp myself.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-08-2021, 11:43 PM   #11292 (permalink)
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Old 07-08-2021, 11:59 PM   #11293 (permalink)
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Old 07-09-2021, 12:07 AM   #11294 (permalink)
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It was probably a waste of money though cause at the end of the day all I wanted to do was shove it up my ass and jerk off, which was definitely a poor idea. So I ordered a dedicated vibrating butt plug cause I think that's gonna be what I really wanted all along even if I didn't know it. Gonna figure out how to play around with a random vibrating bullet now.
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Old 07-09-2021, 02:36 AM   #11296 (permalink)
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This thread is pure greatness
Congrats on your new toy Charles, have fun
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Old 07-09-2021, 05:54 AM   #11297 (permalink)
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HAHAH This thread is awesome.

I have had a lot of crazy sexual experiences after playing in concerts.

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This is a thread where you can discuss topics related to sexual intercourse. For example, crazy past sexual experiences, using members as an portal of knowledge for those less experienced and so on. It might be suggested to keep it relatively clean (if possible).

I'm interested to know about people's open mindedness to trying to different things with a partner, how far will you really go?

Also what are the expectations of someone you sleep with? For example do guys expect girls to be making an effort rather than flat as a starfish, or do either gender expect lot's of variety of positions during a first time together?
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Old 07-09-2021, 06:23 AM   #11298 (permalink)
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It was probably a waste of money though cause at the end of the day all I wanted to do was shove it up my ass and jerk off, which was definitely a poor idea. So I ordered a dedicated vibrating butt plug cause I think that's gonna be what I really wanted all along even if I didn't know it. Gonna figure out how to play around with a random vibrating bullet now.
https://www.gq.com/story/best-prostate-massagers

I think prostate massagers are a better way to go for men.
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Old 07-09-2021, 08:09 AM   #11299 (permalink)
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Old 07-09-2021, 01:11 PM   #11300 (permalink)
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HAHAH This thread is awesome.

I have had a lot of crazy sexual experiences after playing in concerts.
Me too! What a crazy coincidence.

I love to having sex with hot babe, its so hot to me.
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