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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2159583)

Attention all dick loving lesbians:

I support your right to choke on my ding dong.

You’re welcome.

To all women uncomfortable with straight men:

I’m a gay man who just happens to love pussy. Let’s do gay.

Deliberately oversimplifying sexuality in this aggressive way is not ok.
I draw a line here. I tried to have a long overdue honest conversation with you about your sexual inappropriateness and you basically start pouting and turn it into this ****. I should have put an end to this sooner.

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2159567)

I've never felt like I missed a dick in my life. Of course there are plenty of women who like dick, but Hawk was saying women NEED dick as a way of dismissing that women are generally better at satisfying women, which is nonsense.
Also about technically judging a sexual experience, I mean there are many aspects to sex; physical, emotional, whatever. A gay girl having straight sex may obviously not enjoy many of those aspects as much but she's definitely able to judge if it's good on a basic level. Like I kissed guys and I wasn't enthusiastic, but I could still judge whether they were good kissers

And no, you're the one twisting things, you little weasel. Sneaking in fake nuance like 'likely the best judge of what heterosexual women like' and 'IN GENERAL' afterwards.

like I said I'm talking **** with the dick stuff but I still dont think you can properly judge straight sex as a gay woman any better than a straight man can judge gay sex

How "good" of a kisser someone is has a lot to do with chemistry in the first place.

oh for sure, that's true

Just bought a vibrator and it's charging atm. Kind of excited.

Mother wouldn't let you borrow hers? That's cold.

Nah her vibrator was pretty warm. She just wouldn't let go of it.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2178463)

Just bought a vibrator and it's charging atm. Kind of excited.

Not enough information.

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2178471)

Not enough information.

This model right here cause it's cheap and supposedly quiet enough that mother won't know I'm pleasuring myself. Out of the box it had charge enough to feel nice but wasn't a game changer so I put it on the charger in hopes that it would reveal greater power, while also bathing because a sweaty work penis isn't good for friction, as I well know as an exuberant purveyor of pillow ****ing.

And if you want to know more, as a pleasure wand it's neat but doesn't give me cummies all by itself. Putting it up my ass and going for a nut seems auspicious though. Unfortunately I'm too drunk to go experimenting with it that much atm, but I'm already thinking of another purchase specifically tailored to vibrating my *******.

DO NOT PUT THAT IN YOUR BUTTHOLE

CHARLES

DO NOT PUT IT IN YOUR BUTT

I am so serious. It does not have the proper base, it WILL be reverse-vacuumed up inside of your anus and you WILL have to go to the emergency room to get it removed. What will Mother think then?