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Old 01-29-2021, 08:23 PM   #11251 (permalink)
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Yep it's the norm because of breeding, and men seem to love it. Dig a little deeper and you'll find that women who aren't satisfied by penetrative heterosexual sex are definitely not rare exceptions
Yeah and there are dudes who only like getting their dick sucked.
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Old 01-29-2021, 08:25 PM   #11252 (permalink)
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Yes, so?
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Old 01-29-2021, 08:29 PM   #11253 (permalink)
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Heterosexual sex exists, therefore OH knows how to make vaginas do pleasure

Try to keep up marie
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Old 01-29-2021, 09:04 PM   #11254 (permalink)
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lol on getting pushback on that a lesbian isn’t likely the best judge of what heterosexual women like

it’s really ****ing astonishing

or that IN GENERAL heterosexual women like dick

no matter how incontrovertible y’all will twist anything

this place is a goddamn looney bin
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Old 01-29-2021, 09:09 PM   #11255 (permalink)
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Says the guy literally off his meds.
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Old 01-30-2021, 12:09 AM   #11256 (permalink)
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Am a lesbian

Have had dick
Have had good dick. Have had bad dick.

Prefers dick when it’s attached to a woman
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Old 01-30-2021, 12:10 AM   #11257 (permalink)
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Anyway. Gf made me *** twice on the drive between my forest home and Sacramento. No dick required.
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Old 01-30-2021, 12:17 AM   #11258 (permalink)
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lmao someone is salty

Even if you're gay you can still judge the technical quality of a sexual experience. Women are just better at satisfying women, let's face it.
I have to say OH has a bit of a point here despite being salty. Technical quality of a sexual experience? Show us your lesbo graph that proves this.

Women are better at satisfying women according to a lesbian and men are better at sucking dick according to a gay guy. But you lesbos would've cornered the pussy market if you were as good as u think.

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Old 01-30-2021, 12:32 AM   #11259 (permalink)
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Am a lesbian

Have had dick
Have had good dick. Have had bad dick.

Prefers dick when it’s attached to a woman
yet still prefer dick nonetheless, despite being a lesbian.

see, gay guys have no use for pussy. it actually disgusts them.

more proof that men are the superior sex.

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Old 01-30-2021, 02:00 AM   #11260 (permalink)
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I didn’t say I prefer dick. I said I prefer a dick when it’s strapped to a woman.

What I prefer is being buried alive face first in that pussy.
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