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Old 11-15-2020, 05:30 AM   #11191 (permalink)
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Go for it and make one if it doesn't exist, I'm not sure dating advice from musicbanter will do much good but you never know
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 11-15-2020, 10:32 AM   #11192 (permalink)
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Is there a dating thread? I’m not tryna date any of y’all lol I’m saying that I be lookin these days for a long term and it’s been going poorly.
I hear QAnon is attracting a lot of women these days. Try that?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-15-2020, 12:42 PM   #11193 (permalink)
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I hear QAnon is attracting a lot of women these days. Try that?
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I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.
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Old 11-19-2020, 05:50 PM   #11194 (permalink)
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I'm not sure dating advice from musicbanter will do much good but you never know
Ummmmm idk what you're talking about; we're all such seductive paragons of mental health...

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Old 11-19-2020, 05:58 PM   #11195 (permalink)
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Old 11-19-2020, 06:01 PM   #11196 (permalink)
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Amazing
There simply must be a dating advice thread now that we have the perfect image for it.
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Old 11-19-2020, 06:02 PM   #11197 (permalink)
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Here's a nickel. Why do I masturbate to cartoon porn?
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Old 11-19-2020, 06:13 PM   #11198 (permalink)
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Amazing
There simply must be a dating advice thread now that we have the perfect image for it.
Tristan made one! https://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/9...ip-thread.html
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Here's a nickel. Why do I masturbate to cartoon porn?
1. Because it's less real that way and thus less confronting? You seem to keep the idea of real relationships etc. at a distance as a defense mechanism
2. Because many of your fantasies (sexual or not) are tied to your consumption of cartoons/comics?
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Old 11-19-2020, 06:22 PM   #11199 (permalink)
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I feel that'e more of your two cents so I demand 2.5x more psychoanalysis.
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Old 11-19-2020, 06:29 PM   #11200 (permalink)
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anyway it's past midnight here, so the doctor is out
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