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Old 07-07-2009, 02:37 PM   #1111 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:37 PM   #1112 (permalink)
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this whole page made me throw up a little in my mouth.
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:38 PM   #1113 (permalink)
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this whole page made me throw up a little in my mouth.
more like this entire thread.
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:53 PM   #1114 (permalink)
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Old 07-08-2009, 02:54 AM   #1115 (permalink)
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i don't know where you come from but from i come from extracting bloody tampons with your bare hands and having your ass eaten out isn't normal. It's what normal's reject, slightly gothy, and has a speech impediments cousin is.
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Old 07-08-2009, 02:56 AM   #1116 (permalink)
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I love this thread.
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Old 07-08-2009, 03:02 AM   #1117 (permalink)
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i don't know where you come from but from i come from extracting bloody tampons with your bare hands and having your ass eaten out isn't normal.
Agreed. What the fuck guys. Not cool.
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Old 07-08-2009, 03:04 AM   #1118 (permalink)
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I highly doubt RT volunteered to pull a tampon out.
I can't defend the anus eaters though.
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Old 07-08-2009, 03:55 AM   #1119 (permalink)
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i don't know where you come from but from i come from extracting bloody tampons with your bare hands and having your ass eaten out isn't normal. It's what normal's reject, slightly gothy, and has a speech impediments cousin is.
it's more normal than you would think....it's not as taboo as it was in the 50s sorry
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Old 07-08-2009, 06:52 AM   #1120 (permalink)
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Agreed. What the fuck guys. Not cool.
Enjoy your mediocre sex lives.


Not that tampon extraction is something I'd do for kicks mind ...
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