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Old 12-10-2018, 03:13 PM   #11171 (permalink)
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I seriously can’t believe how much I just enjoyed that video!

That could’ve been a good track on Tattoo You
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Old 12-10-2018, 08:01 PM   #11172 (permalink)
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This is my new favourite sex position:


Took me a bit to google it and apparently it's called the nun.
The best thing is, that this way she can easily play with your ass while you **** her.
Since your dick is bent downwards a bit, it all feels pretty intense and you have a very enjoyable view of her butt.
Apparently it also feels quite good for the woman and it's not particularly exhausting, although it does require a bit of leg muscles.
Very recommended.
I think this happened the other night and we didn't even mean to do it. We were just fooling around drunk. Can't remember how her legs were. It was fun though.
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Old 12-11-2018, 01:55 AM   #11173 (permalink)
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I seriously can’t believe how much I just enjoyed that video!

That could’ve been a good track on Tattoo You
It's my ultimate dream in life to have a gang of bikers and dominatrixes that follow me around and back me up whenever I randomly burst into song
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Old 12-11-2018, 02:30 AM   #11174 (permalink)
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“Hold on to 16 as long as you can”
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Old 12-11-2018, 02:33 AM   #11175 (permalink)
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Old 03-20-2020, 01:24 AM   #11176 (permalink)
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Bf: "Idk it's just kind of boring lately... you never *** and you're just like 'get it over with.'"

I am who I was always afraid of being.
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Old 03-20-2020, 02:06 AM   #11177 (permalink)
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You just need a real man, a gentleman, someone who knows how to pleasure a woman. Someone like OccultHawk.
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Old 03-20-2020, 02:10 AM   #11178 (permalink)
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Old 03-20-2020, 04:19 AM   #11180 (permalink)
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Bf: "Idk it's just kind of boring lately... you never *** and you're just like 'get it over with.'"

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Time to put pegging back on the table.
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