The Sexual Experience Thread

Waddles · 09-30-2018, 04:19 PM

My sexual experience:

This has been a list of my sexual experience. Thank you for reading.

simplephysics · 09-30-2018, 05:30 PM

I tried to make a list once, stopped after realizing I would never get it right. Apologies to all the men that failed to be memorable in any way.

Oriphiel · 09-30-2018, 06:14 PM

Whenever I hear Italo Disco, my pants are already off

Dr_Rez · 09-30-2018, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

Whenever I hear Italo Disco, my pants are already off

examples pls

Chula Vista · 10-01-2018, 01:41 AM

Ori, love the Avi. That was 1982. Thirty five years later and as beautiful as ever in Mother!

Psy-Fi · 10-01-2018, 05:15 AM

Dr_Rez · 10-01-2018, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi

He is talking about getting the spare tire on his car. In an interview he says its about a time his car broke down and had a flat.

Its not sex you degenerate.

**Exo** · 10-01-2018, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

I have and do but it can be pretty distracting. Though not as distracting as the time I smashed while American Dad was playing in the background.... do not recommend.

One time I had sex during Iron Man 2. I remembered it being pretty good and then like four years later I watched it again and it was a piece of garbage and it hit me that I remembered it being good because I was literally having an orgasm while it was on.

The Batlord · 10-01-2018, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo

One time I had sex during Iron Man 2. I remembered it being pretty good and then like four years later I watched it again and it was a piece of garbage and it hit me that I remembered it being good because I was literally having an orgasm while it was on.

So Iron Man 2 didn't hold up in the stark light of day?

~~MicShazam~~ · 10-01-2018, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by 66Sexy

So Iron Man 2 didn't hold up in the stark light of day?

It could really use a peppering of more interesting moments. As it is, you'd have to be smoking the potts to get much out of it. Sorry to be such a downey.
Please don't get nick furious at me.

I was trying to make it even more forced and lame, but realized that was humanly impossible.

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Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Ori, love the Avi. That was 1982. Thirty five years later and as beautiful as ever in Mother! __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”