My sexual experience:






This has been a list of my sexual experience. Thank you for reading.

I tried to make a list once, stopped after realizing I would never get it right. Apologies to all the men that failed to be memorable in any way.

Whenever I hear Italo Disco, my pants are already off

examples pls

Ori, love the Avi. That was 1982. Thirty five years later and as beautiful as ever in Mother!

He is talking about getting the spare tire on his car. In an interview he says its about a time his car broke down and had a flat.

Its not sex you degenerate.

One time I had sex during Iron Man 2. I remembered it being pretty good and then like four years later I watched it again and it was a piece of garbage and it hit me that I remembered it being good because I was literally having an orgasm while it was on.

So Iron Man 2 didn't hold up in the stark light of day?

It could really use a peppering of more interesting moments. As it is, you'd have to be smoking the potts to get much out of it. Sorry to be such a downey.
Please don't get nick furious at me.




I was trying to make it even more forced and lame, but realized that was humanly impossible.