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Old 07-06-2009, 04:19 PM   #1101 (permalink)
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since when and why?
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i prefer foreplay. the orgasm is overrated.
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Old 07-06-2009, 04:23 PM   #1102 (permalink)
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I've just had to remove a long lost tampax from the other half.
I swear had it been a dead marsupial the experience couldn't have been worse.
I'm still grimacing.
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Old 07-06-2009, 04:27 PM   #1103 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2009, 04:27 PM   #1104 (permalink)
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since when and why?
Last night Yac got it done.
Reason being, my VF alias is one I produce music under and I didn't want people to have to sort through the endless MB posts that show up on google if I actually do something with it.
I didn't think I'd be sticking around when I joined MB, but alas...


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I've just had to remove a long lost tampax from the other half.
I swear had it been a dead marsupial the experience couldn't have been worse.
I'm still grimacing.
wow... I uh... I don't know what to say.
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Old 07-06-2009, 04:31 PM   #1105 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2009, 04:41 PM   #1106 (permalink)
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You talking about actual penetration?
Honestly, that never happened to me and I don't see how it could...
I mean, unless I'm slamming it ridiculously hard and her ass just happens to be loose enough for accidental penetration, then the most that's going to happen is you bend your **** like hitting a brick wall. And THAT hurts.
I guess that may have been what you're talking about anyway, though.
Entry is not a precursor to the severe and sudden pain.
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Old 07-06-2009, 04:51 PM   #1107 (permalink)
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Entry is not a precursor to the severe and sudden pain.
I just wanted to you clarify.

It would be the same if you're having a go with the girl off the side of the bed and rammed head-first into the side of the mattress. That's enough for me to call it a day.
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Old 07-07-2009, 03:39 AM   #1108 (permalink)
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I like having my anus slapped with a red acrylic ruler while the Mormon Tabernacle Choir pissses on me during their rendition of Three Dog Night's Joy to the world.
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Old 07-07-2009, 03:42 AM   #1109 (permalink)
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I like having my anus slapped with a red acrylic ruler while the Mormon Tabernacle Choir pissses on me during their rendition of Three Dog Night's Joy to the world.
Is that a challenge sir?

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Old 07-07-2009, 02:33 PM   #1110 (permalink)
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I've just had to remove a long lost tampax from the other half.
I swear had it been a dead marsupial the experience couldn't have been worse.
I'm still grimacing.
That's disgusting... xD
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