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Son of JayJamJah 07-06-2009 04:19 PM
Clearly

since when and why?

right-track 07-06-2009 04:23 PM
I've just had to remove a long lost tampax from the other half.
I swear had it been a dead marsupial the experience couldn't have been worse.
I'm still grimacing.

Son of JayJamJah 07-06-2009 04:27 PM
You're a better man than I

Freebase Dali 07-06-2009 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by JayJamJah (Post 699360)
Clearly

since when and why?
Last night Yac got it done.
Reason being, my VF alias is one I produce music under and I didn't want people to have to sort through the endless MB posts that show up on google if I actually do something with it.
I didn't think I'd be sticking around when I joined MB, but alas...


I should probably make an introduction thread explaining that. This is the third time I've explained. :D


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Originally Posted by right-track (Post 699363)
I've just had to remove a long lost tampax from the other half.
I swear had it been a dead marsupial the experience couldn't have been worse.
I'm still grimacing.
wow... I uh... I don't know what to say.

right-track 07-06-2009 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by JayJamJah (Post 699367)
You're a better man than I
Without gloves man...without gloves!

Barnard17 07-06-2009 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 698817)
You talking about actual penetration?
Honestly, that never happened to me and I don't see how it could...
I mean, unless I'm slamming it ridiculously hard and her ass just happens to be loose enough for accidental penetration, then the most that's going to happen is you bend your **** like hitting a brick wall. And THAT hurts.
I guess that may have been what you're talking about anyway, though.
Entry is not a precursor to the severe and sudden pain.

Freebase Dali 07-06-2009 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Fal (Post 699377)
Entry is not a precursor to the severe and sudden pain.
I just wanted to you clarify. :)

It would be the same if you're having a go with the girl off the side of the bed and rammed head-first into the side of the mattress. That's enough for me to call it a day.

SATCHMO 07-07-2009 03:39 AM
I like having my anus slapped with a red acrylic ruler while the Mormon Tabernacle Choir pissses on me during their rendition of Three Dog Night's Joy to the world.

Terrible Lizard 07-07-2009 03:42 AM
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Originally Posted by SATCHMO (Post 699791)
I like having my anus slapped with a red acrylic ruler while the Mormon Tabernacle Choir pissses on me during their rendition of Three Dog Night's Joy to the world.
Is that a challenge sir?

I slapped my spider monkey to a soft-rock compilation whilst riding a 8-legged elephant into Boston wearing only a pink pinstripe suit. Did I mention the elephant kept screaming old Lenny Bruce routines?

Arya Stark 07-07-2009 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by right-track (Post 699363)
I've just had to remove a long lost tampax from the other half.
I swear had it been a dead marsupial the experience couldn't have been worse.
I'm still grimacing.
That's disgusting... xD


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