The Sexual Experience Thread

Chula Vista · 06-28-2018, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

You can practice all you want but you can't even figure out what time signature I'm on.

*in.

The Batlord · 06-28-2018, 08:57 PM

Now you're getting it.

**Frownland** · 06-28-2018, 08:58 PM

*on

He's changing hella fast. His videos don't even load.

WWWP · 06-28-2018, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Try not to lose the following things:

Loving physical affection
Some social life
An income
Relationship with music and literature (for someone like you, at least)

Those are things that can leave a dangerous void

Sometimes these things can slip away. I’m not saying hold on at ALL cost just hold on best you can

My advice = Grain of salt (maybe)

These all hit home. We've been living together for 4 years and it feels like 20. Aside from work - which, we switch off every year and one person does a couple of semesters of school and the other takes on another job - we pretty much only ever hang out with each other at home. I'm used to having a lot of alone time and it can be really hard to share space. We enjoy each other's company but he's too needy and I'm too distant. I feel like I've lost a lot of myself to this relationship and I think that's the crux of the problem.

Tl;Dr I need to get out more.

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Originally Posted by Kiiii

Probably not the same thing but my last relationship ended almost a year after the last time there was any sex involved. I know it's sad.

Yeah it hasn't come to that, fortunately. It's definitely not as frequent as either of us would like, but I try to make up for it in other ways. It's just been a while since it's been good.

Key · 06-28-2018, 11:29 PM

Yeah, it had been a few weeks, then it became a few months, then well...I slept in the living room for a while. But hey. Things happen. Coincidentally, I also lost my social life in my last relationship and it sucked. So I'd definitely recommend what Hawk says about the social life thing.

**Exo** · 09-06-2018, 02:05 PM

Looks like my dry spell is going to come to an end soon. It's nice because she already told me unprompted that she wants it to be casual which is something I need it to be. I don't have the energy or patience for a relationship right now. So it's nice it's just going to be a "netflix and chill" type deal like the kids say.

The Batlord · 09-06-2018, 02:21 PM

Did you bond over a mutual love of Mumford and Sons?

**Exo** · 09-06-2018, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by 66Sexy

Did you bond over a mutual love of Mumford and Sons?

I think you're mistaking me for JTF dude.

Key · 09-06-2018, 02:36 PM

Bats just sad he's not getting any.

Well...I mean, I'm not either.

Man...I'm on the same level as Bat. I'm depressed.

Chula Vista · 09-06-2018, 02:44 PM

Have had some form of sex in at least a half dozen different cars.

Car sex is cool. *said in a Ricardo Montalban voice*

06-28-2018, 08:58 PM	#11083 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	on He's changing hella fast. His videos don't even load. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.* d e a f b o x

09-06-2018, 02:05 PM	#11086 (permalink)
Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,354	Looks like my dry spell is going to come to an end soon. It's nice because she already told me unprompted that she wants it to be casual which is something I need it to be. I don't have the energy or patience for a relationship right now. So it's nice it's just going to be a "netflix and chill" type deal like the kids say. __________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE

09-06-2018, 02:44 PM	#11090 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Have had some form of sex in at least a half dozen different cars. Car sex is cool. said in a Ricardo Montalban voice __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

06-28-2018, 11:29 PM	#11085 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	Yeah, it had been a few weeks, then it became a few months, then well...I slept in the living room for a while. But hey. Things happen. Coincidentally, I also lost my social life in my last relationship and it sucked. So I'd definitely recommend what Hawk says about the social life thing.

09-06-2018, 02:36 PM	#11089 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	Bats just sad he's not getting any. Well...I mean, I'm not either. Man...I'm on the same level as Bat. I'm depressed.