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Old 06-28-2018, 07:14 PM   #11071 (permalink)
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When I first joined this forum, you were the one who talked me down from going into the details of my sexual exploits during my sixth month separation, pre-AIDS.

And Linda was always a beast. Sometimes we get lucky right out of the gate. We've done **** you only jerk off too while watching videos.
The **** you've done I'd probably skip after fast forwarding a few times to see if it got interesting and then go find a more demented video. There's no way you have my deviant imagination.
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Old 06-28-2018, 07:24 PM   #11072 (permalink)
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I've bred my wife again. We're expecting #8 in a month.
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Old 06-28-2018, 07:27 PM   #11073 (permalink)
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The **** you've done I'd probably skip after fast forwarding a few times to see if it got interesting and then go find a more demented video. There's no way you have my deviant imagination.


He says he can out fantasize you, Chula!
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Old 06-28-2018, 07:28 PM   #11074 (permalink)
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I've bred my wife again. We're expecting #8 in a month.
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Old 06-28-2018, 07:30 PM   #11075 (permalink)
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I have to stop reading this disgusting thread but I just know that there's some modding to be done soon and Frown sure as hell ain't gonna do it.
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Old 06-28-2018, 07:30 PM   #11076 (permalink)
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He says he can out fantasize you, Chula!
Vivid memory >>>>> fantasy.
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Old 06-28-2018, 07:51 PM   #11077 (permalink)
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I have to stop reading this disgusting thread but I just know that there's some modding to be done soon and Frown sure as hell ain't gonna do it.
Surprised it didn't get modded sooner
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Old 06-28-2018, 08:14 PM   #11078 (permalink)
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Meanwhile I’m trying to figure out what’s gonna get modded and why
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Old 06-28-2018, 08:31 PM   #11079 (permalink)
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Vivid memory >>>>> fantasy.
You can practice all you want but you can't even figure out what time signature I'm on.
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Old 06-28-2018, 08:41 PM   #11080 (permalink)
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You can practice all you want but you can't even figure out what time signature I'm on.
I read that in the rhythm of Hotel California. Was that intentional?
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