The Sexual Experience Thread

Oriphiel · 06-28-2018, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Ori, read my post again.

I did. It was even sadder the second time around.

Pop some viagra and get your mojo back.

Chula Vista · 06-28-2018, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I'm pretty sure you haven't ****ed any other women since you started dating your wife, so your "sexual path" is probably pretty straight and narrow.

When I first joined this forum, you were the one who talked me down from going into the details of my sexual exploits during my sixth month separation, pre-AIDS.

And Linda was always a beast. Sometimes we get lucky right out of the gate. We've done **** you only jerk off too while watching videos.

OccultHawk · 06-28-2018, 03:56 PM

Bro code: Can’t brag about ****ing your own wife, sorry

It’s great for your life but it doesn’t count

I mean it counts like this: you have an attractive wife = big ups

You spank her, go balls deep anal, and make her *** = that’s great but kinda tmi and tbe / no props, sorry

FYI

Chula Vista · 06-28-2018, 03:57 PM

OK. Just fending off a bat.

YorkeDaddy · 06-28-2018, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

bragging about sexual experience comes across as questionable to begin with

there's that expression in sports "act like you've been there"

You gotta admit though that its an easy one to throw at the bat

Like whats he gonna respond with? Hes got nothin

OccultHawk · 06-28-2018, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy

You gotta admit though that its an easy one to throw at the bat

Like whats he gonna respond with? Hes got nothin

Chula Vista · 06-28-2018, 04:26 PM

DwnWthVwls · 06-28-2018, 04:35 PM

Did you get her permission to post that?

YorkeDaddy · 06-28-2018, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

Did you get her permission to post that?

Overused now. Find a new slant

DwnWthVwls · 06-28-2018, 04:49 PM

I was gonna ask what he thought about her eyes, but I didn't think that'd be appropriate.

06-28-2018, 03:56 PM	#11053 (permalink)
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06-28-2018, 03:57 PM	#11054 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	OK. Just fending off a bat. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

06-28-2018, 04:26 PM	#11057 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	__________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”