I did. It was even sadder the second time around.

Pop some viagra and get your mojo back.

When I first joined this forum, you were the one who talked me down from going into the details of my sexual exploits during my sixth month separation, pre-AIDS.

And Linda was always a beast. Sometimes we get lucky right out of the gate. We've done **** you only jerk off too while watching videos.

Bro code: Can’t brag about ****ing your own wife, sorry

It’s great for your life but it doesn’t count

I mean it counts like this: you have an attractive wife = big ups

You spank her, go balls deep anal, and make her *** = that’s great but kinda tmi and tbe / no props, sorry

FYI

OK. Just fending off a bat.

You gotta admit though that its an easy one to throw at the bat

Like whats he gonna respond with? Hes got nothin

Did you get her permission to post that?

Overused now. Find a new slant

I was gonna ask what he thought about her eyes, but I didn't think that'd be appropriate.