Bro I'm sure that waitress was all about them old man balls and not at all that sweet sweet 20%.

Ya'll wish you had my mature good looks, charm, charisma, and forwardness.

Ya'll wish you'd traveled the same sexual path that I have. The memories.....

Ya'll wish you are not 58, cause it sucks. BPH, ED, and other ****.

She is really cute. And her eyes.........

*masturbates*

(not really, it's too hot right now)

Interesting assumption.

Question: when you criticize me, are you secretly just jealous?

^^I'm legit creeped out.

I don't see why Chula doesn't just head to a bar and actually make something of his apparently unassailable flirt game.

I've seen pictures of you.

Ori, read my post again.

I also don't have to wish I wasn't 58 because I'm not 58.

I'm pretty sure you haven't ****ed any other women since you started dating your wife, so your "sexual path" is probably pretty straight and narrow.

That's a yes.

Stop stiffing them.