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Old 06-28-2018, 11:46 AM   #11031 (permalink)
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Then why are you still talking to us? We can't suck your dick atm.
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On this one your voice is kind of weird but really intense and awesome
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Old 06-28-2018, 11:49 AM   #11032 (permalink)
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Old 06-28-2018, 11:57 AM   #11033 (permalink)
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You're rubbing the inside of her knee at work? Damn, son.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-28-2018, 12:20 PM   #11034 (permalink)
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You're rubbing the inside of her knee at work? Damn, son.
Licking it, actually

But no that story was about last night. Obviously I didnt start doing that then hop on MusicBanter to tell the story right away. **** was going down afterward, man. The type of **** where you go to sleep immediately after
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Old 06-28-2018, 01:34 PM   #11035 (permalink)
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Waitress has incredible green eyes and is cute as hell.

Me: Exactly what color are your eyes?
Her: Emerald.
Me: They're beautiful.
Her. (blushing) Thanks!
Me: Act aloof but cool for the rest of the meal and then give her a 20% tip.
Her: Big thank you and smile as I leave.

It's the little things.
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Old 06-28-2018, 01:35 PM   #11036 (permalink)
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Old 06-28-2018, 01:35 PM   #11037 (permalink)
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Old 06-28-2018, 01:41 PM   #11039 (permalink)
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How cheap do you have to be to consider a 20% tip flirting? The dudes at my local Mexican restaurant must be pretty uncomfortable whenever I walk in.
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