The Sexual Experience Thread

Key · 06-01-2018, 01:03 PM

Thanks. It wasn't that hard.

OccultHawk · 06-01-2018, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiiii

Thanks. It wasn't that hard.

Justthefacts · 06-03-2018, 02:58 AM

We wouldn't be here without cum.

Chula Vista · 06-03-2018, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts

We wouldn't be here without cum.

Deep man. Deep.

**Frownland** · 06-24-2018, 10:36 AM

Got approached by a couple last night for a threesome. Negotiated (with the wife's help) to just bang her while he watched. She was great. Crazy horny, liked it rough, shook when she came, licked my *******. Hit it raw like a dumbass, hopefully that doesn't turn out bad. Dude was annoying as **** with his corny dirty talk the whole time which stunted the mood a bit. They're trying out an open relationship so I have her number for some private time in the future.

I usually keep my sex life to myself around here, so why am I sharing? The husband's name was Charles

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The Batlord · 06-24-2018, 10:52 AM

Did she know you were thinking about me the whole time?

~~Cuthbert~~ · 06-24-2018, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Got approached by a couple last night for a threesome. Negotiated (with the wife's help) to just bang her while he watched. She was great. Crazy horny, liked it rough, shook when she came, licked my *******. Hit it raw like a dumbass, hopefully that doesn't turn out bad. Dude was annoying as **** with his corny dirty talk the whole time which stunted the mood a bit. They're trying out an open relationship so I have her number for some private time in the future.

I usually keep my sex life to myself around here, so why am I sharing? The husband's name was Charles

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Batlord is a cuck

OccultHawk · 06-24-2018, 11:04 AM

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Hit it raw

Chula Vista · 06-24-2018, 04:48 PM

Didn't happen. Frowny's pulling pearls out of his ass.

Or, the chick was so ugly it would take a St. Helen's like slide to make the story real.

OccultHawk · 06-24-2018, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Didn't happen. Frowny's pulling pearls out of his ass.

Or, the chick was so ugly it would take a St. Helen's like slide to make the story real.

Exoooooooooo!!!!

06-24-2018, 10:36 AM	#10995 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Got approached by a couple last night for a threesome. Negotiated (with the wife's help) to just bang her while he watched. She was great. Crazy horny, liked it rough, shook when she came, licked my *****. Hit it raw like a dumbass, hopefully that doesn't turn out bad. Dude was annoying as ** with his corny dirty talk the whole time which stunted the mood a bit. They're trying out an open relationship so I have her number for some private time in the future. I usually keep my sex life to myself around here, so why am I sharing? The husband's name was Charles . __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

06-24-2018, 04:48 PM	#10999 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Didn't happen. Frowny's pulling pearls out of his ass. Or, the chick was so ugly it would take a St. Helen's like slide to make the story real. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

06-01-2018, 01:03 PM	#10991 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	Thanks. It wasn't that hard.