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Old 08-15-2016, 11:14 AM   #10971 (permalink)
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i mostly use my imagination because idk if this is just me but i can rarely get a good orgasm if i jerk off to porn. i don't know why. sometimes i do but its rare. like i do orgasm but its never that great.
I don't watch porn anymore because of that reason. Nothing really excites me anymore, it's all the same.
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Old 08-15-2016, 11:19 AM   #10972 (permalink)
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It would be great to wait a couple days, but inevitably you last for all of thirty seconds and it's totally anti-climactic. And after two days without jerking off I'm not really in the mood to tease it.
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Old 08-15-2016, 11:21 AM   #10973 (permalink)
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It would be great to wait a couple days, but inevitably you last for all of thirty seconds and it's totally anti-climactic. And after two days without jerking off I'm not really in the mood to tease it.
Yeah, unless I find something that really turns me on, I try to do the waiting thing and it does wonders.
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Old 08-15-2016, 11:24 AM   #10974 (permalink)
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Yeah, unless I find something that really turns me on, I try to do the waiting thing and it does wonders.
Then of course there's the danger that you could wait too long while jerking it and basically the same thing happens. Not to mention the threat of blue balls.
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Old 08-15-2016, 11:25 AM   #10975 (permalink)
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Then of course there's the danger that you could wait too long while jerking it and basically the same thing happens. Not to mention the threat of blue balls.
Exactly. i've had times where I go a couple days, and the end result isn't even amazing.
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Old 08-15-2016, 11:28 AM   #10976 (permalink)
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Exactly. i've had times where I go a couple days, and the end result isn't even amazing.
Try sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner and see what happens.
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Try sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner and see what happens.
I'll do it and report back with results.
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Old 08-15-2016, 11:29 AM   #10978 (permalink)
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I'll do it and report back with results.
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Old 08-15-2016, 11:31 AM   #10979 (permalink)
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