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Old 07-23-2016, 03:04 PM   #10921 (permalink)
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^Haven't seen that one in a while!
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Old 07-26-2016, 02:33 PM   #10922 (permalink)
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I just had sex with a girl on her period for the first time. Did it in the shower to avoid a mess and also used a condom. I'll admit, I was pretty drunk, but it really wasn't as bad as I expected.
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Old 07-26-2016, 02:36 PM   #10923 (permalink)
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I just had sex with a girl on her period for the first time. Did it in the shower to avoid a mess and also used a condom. I'll admit, I was pretty drunk, but it really wasn't as bad as I expected.
You make me think of cigarettes. I like cigarettes.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-26-2016, 02:37 PM   #10924 (permalink)
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You make me think of cigarettes. I like cigarettes.

Lol why, because you were drunk and gave it a try and wasn't as bad as you expected? Last time I smoked a cigarette it was worse than I remembered 😆
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Old 07-26-2016, 02:44 PM   #10925 (permalink)
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Lol why, because you were drunk and gave it a try and wasn't as bad as you expected? Last time I smoked a cigarette it was worse than I remembered 😆
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Old 07-26-2016, 02:46 PM   #10926 (permalink)
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Well you can see where I was going with the cigarette conparion. 👍🏻
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Old 07-26-2016, 02:48 PM   #10927 (permalink)
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And I was taking the piss out of someone who's second post on a music forum was to talk about how he'd had sex.
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Old 07-26-2016, 03:02 PM   #10928 (permalink)
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And I was taking the piss out of someone who's second post on a music forum was to talk about how he'd had sex.
Isn't that stealing? There should be a forum rule: No taking other peoples piss.
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Old 07-26-2016, 03:07 PM   #10929 (permalink)
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And I was taking the piss out of someone who's second post on a music forum was to talk about how he'd had sex.

Good point, I didn't really think about that. In my defense, this is something that happened to me very recently and I was pretty compelled to tell someone about it.
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Old 07-26-2016, 03:13 PM   #10930 (permalink)
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Good point, I didn't really think about that. In my defense, this is something that happened to me very recently and I was pretty compelled to tell someone about it.
And I'm drunk and having douchey fun.
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