The Sexual Experience Thread

Barnard17 · 07-05-2009, 04:33 AM

On the mention of anal, who here has wrongholed, or been wrongholed?

I've done it twice. All I can say is: ouch!

Edit:

By which I don't mean the urban dictionary definition but the act in which you're busy sexing the vagina, often while drunk, slip out and think you can keep on going just slip it straight back in on the return swing, miss completely and get the ...

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 07-05-2009, 04:36 AM

^ Feck that ****e hurts. I've actually cried a couple of times when it's happened, it's that painful.

crazymenrunningback · 07-05-2009, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by AwwSugar

I heard a story about a girl who was having anal sex and then she just started having diarrea(sp?) in the middle of it. They ended up having to take her to the hospital because she couldn't stop. -_-

what happened to guys penis. is it all screwed up now.

Freebase Dali · 07-05-2009, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Fal

On the mention of anal, who here has wrongholed, or been wrongholed?

I've done it twice. All I can say is: ouch!

Edit:

By which I don't mean the urban dictionary definition but the act in which you're busy sexing the vagina, often while drunk, slip out and think you can keep on going just slip it straight back in on the return swing, miss completely and get the ...

You talking about actual penetration?
Honestly, that never happened to me and I don't see how it could...
I mean, unless I'm slamming it ridiculously hard and her ass just happens to be loose enough for accidental penetration, then the most that's going to happen is you bend your **** like hitting a brick wall. And THAT hurts.
I guess that may have been what you're talking about anyway, though.

SATCHMO · 07-05-2009, 04:50 PM

Yeah I've accidentally bumped it pretty hard, but actually penetrating that biz takes some conscious effort.

djchameleon · 07-05-2009, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

I have been told that, and in girls defense, not all of us have huge mouths so it can be difficult to not accidently...scrap.

That's why you are supposed to pretend like you have no teeth and are gumming it but accidents are excuseable to a degree but not if the same "accident" happens more than once.

As far as the anal issue. I haven't tried it yet but I'd love to. I'd also like to find a girl freaky enough to toss my salad. I've done it to a girl before but she didn't want me going all the way.

Freebase Dali · 07-06-2009, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO

Yeah I've accidentally bumped it pretty hard, but actually penetrating that biz takes some conscious effort.

Agreed.
Dicks don't just accidentally slide perfectly into asses due to a wide thrust. There's a physical negotiation that has to happen. I haven't done anal, but from the copious amounts of first hand experiences I've heard, one would assume as much.

SATCHMO · 07-06-2009, 02:05 AM

Girls, when A guy draws out the word "oops" for over, say 15 seconds, that's when you know it weren't no accident.

Freebase Dali · 07-06-2009, 02:07 AM

Haha...
What a mental image, with excellent audio quality.

6underground · 07-06-2009, 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO

Girls, when A guy draws out the word "oops" for over, say 15 seconds, that's when you know it weren't no accident.

You could easily be talking about anal or quick release. Oh the irony.

07-05-2009, 04:33 AM	#1081 (permalink)
Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 204	On the mention of anal, who here has wrongholed, or been wrongholed? I've done it twice. All I can say is: ouch! Edit: By which I don't mean the urban dictionary definition but the act in which you're busy sexing the vagina, often while drunk, slip out and think you can keep on going just slip it straight back in on the return swing, miss completely and get the ... __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

07-05-2009, 04:36 AM	#1082 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	^ Feck that ****e hurts. I've actually cried a couple of times when it's happened, it's that painful. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

07-06-2009, 02:07 AM	#1089 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	Haha... What a mental image, with excellent audio quality. __________________

07-05-2009, 04:50 PM	#1085 (permalink)
SATCHMO Al Dente Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,708	Yeah I've accidentally bumped it pretty hard, but actually penetrating that biz takes some conscious effort.

07-06-2009, 02:05 AM	#1088 (permalink)
SATCHMO Al Dente Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,708	Girls, when A guy draws out the word "oops" for over, say 15 seconds, that's when you know it weren't no accident.