On the mention of anal, who here has wrongholed, or been wrongholed?

I've done it twice. All I can say is: ouch! :(

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By which I don't mean the urban dictionary definition but the act in which you're busy sexing the vagina, often while drunk, slip out and think you can keep on going just slip it straight back in on the return swing, miss completely and get the ...

^ Feck that ****e hurts. I've actually cried a couple of times when it's happened, it's that painful. :(

what happened to guys penis. is it all screwed up now.

You talking about actual penetration?
Honestly, that never happened to me and I don't see how it could...
I mean, unless I'm slamming it ridiculously hard and her ass just happens to be loose enough for accidental penetration, then the most that's going to happen is you bend your **** like hitting a brick wall. And THAT hurts.
I guess that may have been what you're talking about anyway, though.

Yeah I've accidentally bumped it pretty hard, but actually penetrating that biz takes some conscious effort.

That's why you are supposed to pretend like you have no teeth and are gumming it but accidents are excuseable to a degree but not if the same "accident" happens more than once.

As far as the anal issue. I haven't tried it yet but I'd love to. I'd also like to find a girl freaky enough to toss my salad. I've done it to a girl before but she didn't want me going all the way.

Agreed.
Dicks don't just accidentally slide perfectly into asses due to a wide thrust. There's a physical negotiation that has to happen. I haven't done anal, but from the copious amounts of first hand experiences I've heard, one would assume as much.

Girls, when A guy draws out the word "oops" for over, say 15 seconds, that's when you know it weren't no accident.

Haha...
What a mental image, with excellent audio quality.

You could easily be talking about anal or quick release. Oh the irony.