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The Batlord 12-08-2015 04:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 1658370)
My sexual partner list was at 1 until just a few weeks, obviously that one being the girl I dated for 5 years and lived with for 3. I loved her a whole bunch (and still think she's great) but she wasn't exactly the most interesting person in bed, usually things were kind of formulaic with me just kinda waiting for her to undress and lay down and there wasn't much buildup or foreplay or anything.
She's probably a lesbo.

YorkeDaddy 12-08-2015 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1658421)
She's probably a lesbo.
lol I dunno m8, she really liked the D, she was just not into much besides vanilla sex

Black Francis 12-09-2015 08:00 AM
I too was in a 5 yr relationship but my girl was a freak! Black girls ftw!

YorkeDaddy 12-09-2015 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1658579)
I too was in a 5 yr relationship but my girl was a freak! Black girls ftw!
That stereotypical middle class sheltered white girl life :P

The Batlord 06-26-2016 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by mordwyr (Post 1518923)
I did a threeway with my sister and step-sister.
A source who will remain unnamed found this and brought it to my attention recently, and I just have to... wut?

Zhanteimi 06-26-2016 07:39 PM
^I had a ****ed up childhood...unless you're into that kind of thing, and then I guess it's great.

The Batlord 06-26-2016 07:41 PM
Is that the entirety of the context we're getting? Cause that almost made me fall out of bed when I saw it.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 06-26-2016 07:41 PM
Why did every poster just ignore it like it wasn't the most fucked up **** posted on that page?

Zhanteimi 06-26-2016 07:48 PM
^Maybe they thought it was a joke?

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 06-26-2016 07:51 PM
Maybe, but there wasn't really any context or build-up to it, so it would be a fairly weird joke.


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