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Old 07-31-2015, 02:19 PM   #10841 (permalink)
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Rule 1 no one is out of your league friend
Made me think of this.



And this.

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Old 07-31-2015, 02:25 PM   #10842 (permalink)
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Rule 1 no one is out of your league friend
Well I dated her for seven years. She just looks so much better now. Feels good.
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Old 07-31-2015, 02:34 PM   #10843 (permalink)
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And this.
If i remember correctly she has webbed toes which knocks her down to a 7.
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Well I dated her for seven years. She just looks so much better now. Feels good.
I guess I meant the whole "she's way hotter than me" stuff.

Kinda funny how you dated her for 7 years and then you don't see her for 3 months and she's way hotter
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If i remember correctly she has webbed toes which knocks her down to a 7.
If you say so.

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Old 08-01-2015, 03:23 PM   #10847 (permalink)
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I guess I meant the whole "she's way hotter than me" stuff.

Kinda funny how you dated her for 7 years and then you don't see her for 3 months and she's way hotter
She did some work while I was gone.
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Old 08-01-2015, 10:15 PM   #10848 (permalink)
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She did some work while I was gone.
Sounds like you put in some work yourself, nawmsayin?
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Old 08-01-2015, 10:32 PM   #10849 (permalink)
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I went to the bookstore yesterday and the nerdy cashier told me I was "cute".

A few days ago I gave one of my favorite bros a hug.

This morning I touched kissed Ki's cheek before I left for work.

That's literally the most action I've gotten in a long time because I'm aging.
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Old 08-01-2015, 10:57 PM   #10850 (permalink)
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ki... i dont know how to break it to you... but your girlfriend is putting out not so subliminal messages that shes not being ****ed right

might want to do something about that, killer
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