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Old 07-31-2015, 10:29 AM   #10831 (permalink)
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Always found that period sex can sting because of the saltiness.

Oh, and...

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Old 07-31-2015, 10:30 AM   #10832 (permalink)
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The first time I ever had period sex I forgot about it and took the dome off and she was like is it bloody? I was like wtf you talking about and looked at my hand. It was like I pressed my palm on wet red paint

Sex was still great tho. And ya gotta put towels down but I was expecting a massacre it wasn't that bad

Oh and probably don't do doggy either
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Old 07-31-2015, 10:48 AM   #10833 (permalink)
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I haven't seen my ex gf in three months and she's coming over tonight to spend the night out of the f*cking blue. I honestly don't know what to expect. Details in the morning. I'm off to shower and hide my porn.
This ended well. Holy sh*t.
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Old 07-31-2015, 10:52 AM   #10834 (permalink)
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Old 07-31-2015, 10:57 AM   #10835 (permalink)
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Nah dude that's gross.
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Old 07-31-2015, 11:00 AM   #10836 (permalink)
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Nah dude that's gross.
Sex is gross. Get over it pal
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Old 07-31-2015, 12:05 PM   #10837 (permalink)
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This ended well. Holy sh*t.
Deets.
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Old 07-31-2015, 01:37 PM   #10838 (permalink)
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Hadn't seen her in three months. We dated 7 years. Came over out of the blue. Started off fun and just hanging out. She decided to get half naked in my bed to prepare to go to sleep. I said that's a bold move cotton. She said I could join her. Sex happened. She told me this didn't change anything, that we're still just friends. I said that's fine. She's always been a ten but she lost ten pounds preparing for a 5k run so she was extra ten. Huge confidence booster even though it's a girl I started dating in college. Honestly, she's incredibly out of my league. Feels good man.
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Old 07-31-2015, 02:12 PM   #10839 (permalink)
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Rule 1 no one is out of your league friend
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Old 07-31-2015, 02:16 PM   #10840 (permalink)
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Roxy is outta my league..

She knows i luv her but she won't luv me back!
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