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Old 07-28-2015, 01:05 AM   #10821 (permalink)
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As a 22 year old, my hand is still the only action I get.
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Old 07-28-2015, 01:23 AM   #10822 (permalink)
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As a 22 year old, my hand is still the only action I get.
Take up the guitar maybe? Tried it out in second grade and it worked out.
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Old 07-28-2015, 01:43 AM   #10823 (permalink)
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Take up the guitar maybe? Tried it out in second grade and it worked out.
I tried a few years back, but I can't keep the rhythm. Then again, I didn't try nearly as hard as I could have.

Also, with rock music not being that favorable these days, I'd probably get more action being a DJ or EDM producer than a guitar player in a garage band.
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Old 07-30-2015, 11:54 AM   #10824 (permalink)
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Too gross; didn't read
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Old 07-30-2015, 08:12 PM   #10825 (permalink)
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period sex is good imo
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Old 07-30-2015, 08:15 PM   #10826 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2015, 08:30 PM   #10827 (permalink)
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I haven't seen my ex gf in three months and she's coming over tonight to spend the night out of the f*cking blue. I honestly don't know what to expect. Details in the morning. I'm off to shower and hide my porn.
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Old 07-30-2015, 11:16 PM   #10828 (permalink)
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period sex is good imo
dunno what he's talking about... period sex is incredibly easy... just do what painters do and put a tarp down
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Old 07-30-2015, 11:17 PM   #10829 (permalink)
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Or you could just cover it in pizza sauce, throw in some cheese and pepperoni, and pretend you're eating a Hot Pocket.
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Old 07-31-2015, 10:18 AM   #10830 (permalink)
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dunno what he's talking about... period sex is incredibly easy... just do what painters do and put a tarp down
Or hop in the shower
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