As a 22 year old, my hand is still the only action I get.

Take up the guitar maybe? Tried it out in second grade and it worked out.

I tried a few years back, but I can't keep the rhythm. Then again, I didn't try nearly as hard as I could have.

Also, with rock music not being that favorable these days, I'd probably get more action being a DJ or EDM producer than a guitar player in a garage band.

Too gross; didn't read

period sex is good imo

:laughing:

I haven't seen my ex gf in three months and she's coming over tonight to spend the night out of the f*cking blue. I honestly don't know what to expect. Details in the morning. I'm off to shower and hide my porn.

dunno what he's talking about... period sex is incredibly easy... just do what painters do and put a tarp down

Or you could just cover it in pizza sauce, throw in some cheese and pepperoni, and pretend you're eating a Hot Pocket.

Or hop in the shower