The Sexual Experience Thread - Music Banter Music Banter

Go Back   Music Banter > Community Center > The Lounge
The Sexual Experience Thread The Sexual Experience Thread
Register Blogging Today's Posts
Welcome to Music Banter Forum! Make sure to register - it's free and very quick! You have to register before you can post and participate in our discussions with over 70,000 other registered members. After you create your free account, you will be able to customize many options, you will have the full access to over 1,100,000 posts.

Reply
Page 1079 of 1135 « First 795799791029106910771078 1079 1080108110891129 Last »
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 06-12-2015, 02:00 AM   #10781 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon View Post
All actually really good advice. You have to accept that everyone's got their ****, and even though you're sometimes involved in someone else's **** it's not usually about you.
Translation: it's not you, it's her, so quit being so self-absorbed.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-12-2015, 07:04 PM   #10782 (permalink)
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 2,235
Default
"my boyfriend just went to jail on a probation violation"

run for the hills or pursue anyway?
John Wilkes Booth is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-12-2015, 07:14 PM   #10783 (permalink)
Music Addict
 
fiddler's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2015
Posts: 242
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth View Post
"my boyfriend just went to jail on a probation violation"

run for the hills or pursue anyway?
Well until he gets out of the joint again, what're you going to do? Fuck through the opening in the Plexiglas?
__________________
Every being is intelligent. But if you measure a fish's intelligence on it's ability to climb a tree, it will live forever thinking it's stupid.
fiddler is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-12-2015, 07:30 PM   #10784 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by fiddler View Post
Well until he gets out of the joint again, what're you going to do? Fuck through the opening in the Plexiglas?
I'd be down. It's like a glory hole, but without the mystery.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-12-2015, 07:40 PM   #10785 (permalink)
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 2,235
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by fiddler View Post
Well until he gets out of the joint again, what're you going to do? Fuck through the opening in the Plexiglas?
nah you misunderstand

this is what i'm told from some chick i was talking to
John Wilkes Booth is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-12-2015, 08:12 PM   #10786 (permalink)
Toasted Poster
 
Chula Vista's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: SoCal by way of Boston
Posts: 11,332
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth View Post
nah you misunderstand

this is what i'm told from some chick i was talking to
How long is he in for and how hot is the girl?
__________________

“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
Chula Vista is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-12-2015, 08:37 PM   #10787 (permalink)
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 2,235
Default
dunno and she's alright.. more cute than hot tbh
John Wilkes Booth is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-12-2015, 08:52 PM   #10788 (permalink)
Music Addict
 
fiddler's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2015
Posts: 242
Default
Aha okay, now I see. Run for the hills, hide your balls and hide your money!
__________________
Every being is intelligent. But if you measure a fish's intelligence on it's ability to climb a tree, it will live forever thinking it's stupid.
fiddler is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-12-2015, 09:05 PM   #10789 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
Default
Wait, so what'd he do? Both to get on probation and to violate it.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-12-2015, 09:06 PM   #10790 (permalink)
Music Addict
 
fiddler's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2015
Posts: 242
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
Wait, so what'd he do? Both to get on probation and to violate it.
Betchya a beer* it was a violent crime such as assault (any thereof) or drug related.



*Note: not a valid offer.
__________________
Every being is intelligent. But if you measure a fish's intelligence on it's ability to climb a tree, it will live forever thinking it's stupid.
fiddler is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 1079 of 1135 « First 795799791029106910771078 1079 1080108110891129 Last »

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Similar Threads


Terms & Privacy - Contact Us - Music Banter - Archive - Top

© 2003-2024 Advameg, Inc.