Make sure to wrap your rifle before engaging in muddy combat.

Like wear a turban?

Before you offend her, gift wrap your member.

More like throw a tarp over your cage jousting arena before you go home with some girl.

Rosin the bow before you play.

:laughing:

I'm guessing Ninetales has a dome shaped penis.

hey whatever stops the leak to get the beak

Wrap or you'll get clap.

Have none of you ever read the bible? It clearly says: have sex and then you'll die and go to hell.

are you sure it didnt say die and then you'll go to hell and have sex