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Old 06-04-2015, 12:15 PM   #10731 (permalink)
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don't have sex in the dark is another rule
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Old 06-04-2015, 12:23 PM   #10732 (permalink)
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The chances of you making her *** the one time you had sex with her is more or less zero percent.

That's not a dig, though. It's just hard to reach orgasm with an unfamiliar partner, at least in my experience. Especially in a hookup situation. You have to find a groove.

Edit: wait, do people over 20 still fake orgasms?
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Old 06-04-2015, 12:38 PM   #10733 (permalink)
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I choose to ignore all of your sound logic and experience. Clearly you're all just jealous of my studliness.
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Old 06-04-2015, 12:58 PM   #10734 (permalink)
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Old 06-04-2015, 07:58 PM   #10735 (permalink)
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**** that. Girl was sleazy to the max. I'm not opposed to oral or anything, but not on a human toilet.
Yet you guys went at it for half an hour?

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Old 06-04-2015, 09:33 PM   #10736 (permalink)
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Old 06-05-2015, 10:24 AM   #10737 (permalink)
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Old 06-05-2015, 12:52 PM   #10738 (permalink)
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I prefer "don't engage in intercourse if you are not in possession of some sort of contraceptive"
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Old 06-05-2015, 03:39 PM   #10739 (permalink)
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