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Old 05-09-2015, 02:14 PM   #10711 (permalink)
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Bleached lighting, painfully fake moaning, and pop shots just put me to sleep.
Go retro, and never look back. It's just one more example of how everything from the 1960s is awesome.
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Old 05-09-2015, 02:17 PM   #10712 (permalink)
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Go retro, and never look back. It's just one more example of how everything from the 1960s is awesome.
Not so much the excess pubic hair...
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Old 05-09-2015, 02:22 PM   #10713 (permalink)
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Not so much the excess pubic hair...
If you'd rather have everyone shaved, waxed, and bronzed, until they all look like interchangeable dolls, go for it. But there's really nothing wrong about natural bodies, and natural hair.
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Old 05-09-2015, 02:40 PM   #10714 (permalink)
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If you'd rather have everyone shaved, waxed, and bronzed, until they all look like interchangeable dolls, go for it. But there's really nothing wrong about natural bodies, and natural hair.
Just talking a little trim for cripes sakes. I'd rather munch on a crew cut than a Farrah Fawcett homage.
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Old 05-09-2015, 02:45 PM   #10715 (permalink)
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Just talking a little trim for cripes sakes. I'd rather munch on a crew cut than a Farrah Fawcett homage.
Are we still talking vaginas, or is Chula fiending for some prison chicks?
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Old 05-09-2015, 02:46 PM   #10716 (permalink)
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Just talking a little trim for cripes sakes. I'd rather munch on a crew cut than a Farrah Fawcett homage.
That's a matter of opinion, so fair enough. But you have to admit, Farrah Fawcett-era ladies definitely knew how to ride...
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Old 05-09-2015, 03:15 PM   #10717 (permalink)
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Google: Tori Black and Rebecca Linares.

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Are we going there? if so all i gotta say is Yuka Osawa.

F*ck, i promised myself i would never learn their names but Japan changed that.
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Old 05-09-2015, 11:08 PM   #10718 (permalink)
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Not so much the excess pubic hair...
Just think of it as natural dental floss.
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Old 06-04-2015, 09:54 AM   #10720 (permalink)
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Alright, so about chicks faking orgasms. Unfortunately, I've only ever had sex with a chick the one time. And I've never been sure that she faked her orgasm, especially since I have no experience with the concept.

Now, my natural maleness of course wants me to believe it, but my desire to refrain from self-delusion as much as possible won't simply let me get away with that. I mean, I was a n00b, raised on porn, and with no female friends to have ever given me useful advice (guy friends are useless).

Long story short(ish): I was too drunk to cum, but just sober enough to keep it up, and determined to do myself justice. So, rather than admit defeat and give up, I just kept going as long as I could, hoping for the best. We had to have been going at it for about a half hour (not trying to brag, I really was just too drunk to nut under any circumstances, and we switched positions a lot, so I got plenty of rest), and she eventually did the ol' "I'm cumming" thing.

I'd be inclined to assume she just was just bored and trying to wrap things up (pun intended), but she never really made any noise after that, and just seemed to be really focused, until finally she hopped off (she was on top) with a real sense of urgency. So, I'd like to think that she actually did have an orgasm and then needed to stop as she was too sensitive (she said as much), but I also have no idea just how far a girl will go when faking one.

So, opinions on my virility or lack thereof?
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